Miscellaneous: Freakout part 47674

Freakout part 47674

By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 08:51 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML

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Oh, hi Sharon!

By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 206

By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 356

By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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You deserved it 2 860

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

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You deserved it 2 803

By u wot? - 14/02/2015 12:14 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

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You deserved it 2 340

By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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You deserved it 1 657

Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

Weird dude

By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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You deserved it 243

Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 297

BShek 12

Monday 25 April 2016 0:27

Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...

Beeboopbeep 9

Monday 25 April 2016 0:28

Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.

Comments

cantfixme36 28

Monday 25 April 2016 4:51

And I'm sure that this will definitely help the situation and not make it worse

Diarrhea_Volcano 29

Monday 25 April 2016 4:55

I doubt it

JustThatPerson 21

Monday 25 April 2016 8:38

Love the sarcasm. LMAO.

lksdliz 9

Monday 25 April 2016 4:59

The FML world will be waiting for follow up posts!

dlToTlb 10

Monday 25 April 2016 5:02

good luck when she find this post

TheRealBobSaget 14

Monday 25 April 2016 5:22

I doubt it

TacoCat15 10

Monday 25 April 2016 5:24

You are not a smart man.

trucker2 33

Monday 25 April 2016 5:28

She'll be driving the car through now- the brick was old school

crazy_bananas 31

Monday 25 April 2016 6:04

Tell us what crazy shit she does next after she reads this post.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Monday 25 April 2016 6:27

I'm not really sure what having a psychotic disorder has to do with the FML in question. I'm just saying, it sucks what happened and you don't deserve that, but you also don't have to promote stigmas against mentally ill people, specifically ones who experience psychosis, by using outdated slurs, to get your point across. People who experience psychosis get pegged as being violent a lot by the media, when that's simply not true, and using a slur that derives from their experiences to describe people who act scary or irrational doesn't really help.

unapologetic 8

Monday 25 April 2016 7:23

Psychosis means any mental disorder through the severity of which one loses contact with reality. Sounds perfectly fitting here to imply she has a skewed perception of reality.