Miscellaneous: Freakout part 47674

Freakout part 47674

By just die already - 24/04/2016 09:55 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out my psycho ex also reads FML. She called me at work, pissed that I'd "publicly humiliated" her on here. I haven't posted about her at all. I'm sure the brick I found thrown through my window a few hours later has nothing to do with her, though. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2015 08:51 - Australia - Abbotsford

Today, one of my friends thought it would be funny to tell my psycho clinger of an ex that I still like her. It had only been a few months since she finally stopped stalking me. FML

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Oh, hi Sharon!

By graveyard-sh*t - 29/10/2019 14:00

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 206

By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 1 356

By DJ - 11/12/2011 01:01 - United States

Today, my creepy, stalker ex-girlfriend was given an anonymous love letter. She's convinced it's from me. FML

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You deserved it 2 860

By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 21:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 414

You deserved it 2 803

By u wot? - 14/02/2015 12:14 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

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You deserved it 2 340

By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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You deserved it 1 657

Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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You deserved it 2 581

Weird dude

By Anonymous - 09/04/2019 12:00

Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML

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You deserved it 243

Grudge

By Anonymous - 11/12/2022 03:00

Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML

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You deserved it 297

BShek 12

Monday 25 April 2016 0:27

Looking at her reaction, it probably wasn't a good idea posting this... Keep one eye open tonight...

Beeboopbeep 9

Monday 25 April 2016 0:28

Be honest now... did you post something about her? Also be warned, she's probably gonna see this post.

Comments

spideryann_fml 8

Tuesday 26 April 2016 9:20

That's brilliant, OP ! By posting this, you found a very effective way to confirm if your psycho ex is actually reading FML... Too bad we won't have the follow-up... To be continued...

TMO2142 25

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:26

Ummmmmmm.... id get a restraining order. sounds like something bad is gonna happen

Hinup 11

Tuesday 26 April 2016 20:48

All the atantion she is getting now through the comments xD

TheGoldDunsparce 4

Wednesday 27 April 2016 0:43

And now there's gonna be a second brick thrown through your window XD

pancakessdsjsn 17

Friday 29 April 2016 8:46

Well, you're certainly digging your own grave writing this post... FYL

TheSignOfLibra 11

Saturday 30 April 2016 21:32

Wow.... I agree with the others saying about how posting this FML was a bad idea. You might have to look for objects being aimed at your house in the near future. Good luck. ?