Freakout

By benz1369 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, while stocking the green beans at work, I picked up a "leaf" which turned out to be a grasshopper. I screamed so loud, my coworkers now think I'm crazy. This is only my second week here. FML
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Lilo4life 26

It's understandable to freak out at a surprise like that, I doubt they'd think you're crazy considering that's how most people would react

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VowelMovement 15

Kind of your fault for screaming so loud your coworkers think you're crazy. I mean, you reached for a leaf and got a grasshopper, but that was an overreaction.

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misspanda_fml 7

I doubt your coworker actually thinks you're crazy...

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Rozay333 36

Go along with it and see if you can get a rise out of them :) haha.

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fushengyuan 20

Im sure they figured u stepped on a bug or something. Which is natural for female to scream at.

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Lilo4life 26

It's understandable to freak out at a surprise like that, I doubt they'd think you're crazy considering that's how most people would react

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Shadowvoid 33

I would have to disagree, I think most people would not scream bloody murder over a measly grasshopper. But maybe my friends and family are outliers

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TheHcwalker 20

Always ask the leaf if you can move it before you move it

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ThrottleJockey 35

The student has much to learn before she can become the grasshopper.

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Litig8r 5

Focus, grasshopper

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