Intimacy: Freaky - FML

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By lifeonfire12 - 16/04/2012 01:13 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By iharethissomuxh - 11/11/2010 05:30 - Canada

Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2009 17:09 - United States

Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML

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By PeterRabit - 25/07/2009 15:11 - Canada

Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML

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Boing

By lily - 18/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was about to kiss my boyfriend in a courtyard when a soccer ball hit me in the head, hard. My boyfriend remarked that it made a "hollow sound" when it hit me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML

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Smooth

By Anonymous - 20/01/2011 02:58 - United States

Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML

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turtlemonkey 0

Monday 16 April 2012 8:37

whens our date?;)

hatesfate 6

Monday 16 April 2012 8:42

When they drop...

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zalbert55 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 1:46

Was that at provincials LOL

mecca512 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 2:11

Anyone for tea?

zayn_malik 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:16

Lmfao! Nice reply! :D

pere 11

Tuesday 17 April 2012 3:46

I bet he'll remember that! ;D

HeartOfLead 24

Tuesday 17 April 2012 4:24

And he (nervously) replied, "me too! Now that we have something in common, you wanna.. Uh, go catch a movie sometime?"

1094568 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:05

U my friend made my day!

1094568 1

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:12

Who else but quagmire!!

JoshO_o 4

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:27

Balls

justtomuchtime 3

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:35

Its not cool to figure out you like balls in your face. I would back away slowly after that if I said that.....

joeychan 0

Tuesday 17 April 2012 5:36

Omg I love you

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