Free hugs

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML
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quackquackquac 0

Is it bad that I laughed?

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skullbuster 0

Maybe the hobo is a street hustler and thought this was a pay to play transaction? And while we are all quick to say 'ewwwww' about the hobo grabbing some lip action on her ****, has it occurred to anyone that OP should have kept her grabby hands to herself? It's not like she was greeting some long lost relative at the airport here, she gave an unclean stranger some money. OP: Kudos for at least having that 'wtf I am doing' moment at some point BEFORE the boob kiss happened.

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texasgirl132 0

haha well at least you did him a good deed . probly made his day.

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2FrackinRight 0

16, if you knew anything about Christianity you'd know that for the Christian, that homeless man *is* Christ and to be treated that way. Did she need to hug him, perhaps not, but she did extend compassion and recognize his human dignity. That is in the Gospel.

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zootsuit 0

well, i'm sorry you had such a yucky experience. but you totally didn't deserve it...you are a good person and its too bad more people aren't like you.

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aback 4

So now she can be secure in the knowledge that Christ thinks she has nummy ta tas.

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skullbuster 0

@2Frackinright: So, if we follow your logic to the end, Jesus is a perv who molests strangers who extend an act of kindness? Really, you are the worst kind of phony with your preachy pseudo-Christian interpretations the whole while making sweeping generalizations about what true Christians think or know with your ignorant interpretations of the gospel.. Save it for your sunday school reading group you ******!

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h4yleyg 0

He had one arm, it pretty clearly states, and he goes on to offer the other in a hug. Read the posts before sarcastically commenting, people.

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lexiBRo 0

I completely understand where 33 is coming, although I understood what OP meant... OP would have been clearer if she said homeless man missing an arm..instead of with no arm....bc it is inaccurate that he has no arm.. You can't have no arm and 1 arm at the same time...

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bdaniels362 3

Why would you hug a homeless person. That's disgusting...

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danettestrong 0

never hug homeless people >=[ what if he was psycho and had a knife or something jeez

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Jotham 0

A homeless man with no arm put out his arm for a hug? Wow, either you're lieing or that homeless man has high-speed regeneration and is probably Wolverine

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