Money, Weird and Awkward: Free hugs

Free hugs

By Anonymous - 25/07/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I was walking down the strip with a friend when we saw a homeless man with no arm. I felt bad, so I gave him some cash and I looked into his poor little eyes when he put out his arm for a hug. Without thinking, I hugged him. Right as I was thinking, "WTF am I doing?" he kissed my boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 22:19 - United States

Today, I met with a friend who had gained some weight since I saw him last. After a friendly hug, I put my hand on his new man boob and, without thinking, left it there way too long. I realized that I was groping him and, in a panic, did the only thing I could think of. I patted it. Twice. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 08:05 - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

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By anonymous - 17/07/2012 04:54 - Canada - Boucherville

Today, while I was volunteering at the homeless shelter, one of them "accidentally" kissed me. It felt like my face was being sucked by a vacuum. FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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On eggshells

By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to hug my husband and give him a kiss. He flinched away and asked what I was doing, because I apparently never hug him, so he thought I might be about to prank him or something. Now I feel bad. FML

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By carson28 - 17/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

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Saturday 25 July 2009 17:29

Ew.

quackquackquac 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:30

Is it bad that I laughed?

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bpc89 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:42

hahaha thats hot.

xoxo9171 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:44

hahaha!

2FrackinRight 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:44

Compassion is hard and not always pretty. Sorry it was unpleasant, but you did the right thing by acknowledging his humanity. Don't know whether you're a Christian or not, but more Christians should be as Christian as you were to him.

skullbuster 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 17:56

Yes, praise Jesus. Oh wait, let me take off my rose colored glasses and put down the bong for a second...that's better. WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? If OP has money to throw at strange hobos working the streets of Kansas, have at it. But I think hugging dirty strangers is a line that shouldn't be crossed. And then she got rewarded with some hobo lovin'?! That's not in the bible friend, so cram your Christian preachy bullshit...

jenjen23 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 18:03

I am a christain and I even find mhy self annoyed by this... ve compassioate yes, but dont be stupid. dont hug a homless, you gave him money which is more then most of us would do. it was dangerous reguardless of what religous veiws are.