Freudian slip

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Today, I wrote an e-mail to a friend stating how hot my client was. I waited for her response, but received a response from my client stating, "I would readdress this accordingly." FML
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Top comments

perdix 29

"Thanks, but I'd prefer you to undress accordingly ;) Rawr! " You're screwed, so you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.

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Comments

MetalxSoldier 26

Tell your client that you'll undress him accordingly!

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awsetdvcshjkgss 1

You always check everything on before you send it.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

Why would he send that to his friend who is a girl? I just find it awkward when my male friends talk to me about hot girls. It doesn't have to be any jelousy involved, it's just... Strange. That's my opinion, anyway.

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b_rad_fml 4

Why do you assume OP is male? You don't think girls can see a guy as 'hot' and get excited to share with her friend?

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constipatedlady 0

It is strange if your guy friend starts going on about her great breasts or what makes her so "hot" isn't it? Unless you're gay.

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

79 - Why does a woman have to be gay to find another woman attractive? I'm straight, and I am getting married at the end of this month. But I find women attractive. Women are beautiful creatures. (Well, sometimes;))

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zandalee 19

Very Bridget Jones... Is there a Mr Darcy?

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deBlobX 12

It has nothing to do with fortune. It has to do with OP's observation skills

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Khariau 8

Not thinking of bridgette jones, only mr Darcy I know is the one from Pride and Prejudice...

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benmec 18

You so dumb! How could you send this to your client. At least include your phone numbah

Xcherrypie 16

I cannot decide if this is ironic or not.

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cosmosis 12

Benmec. "You are litterally too stupid to insult". Pull your head out of your ass and leatn to spell you clown

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deBlobX 12

R and H aren't very close to each other on the keyboard, I don't think that was an accident...

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KiddNYC1O 20

24- Punctuation is important as well.

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Axipiter 24

Today, 7 September 2012, at 1145, benmec has declared war against the English language.

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benmec 18

Shut up cosmosis. I know you wanna, but you can't be my friend... No no no. Sorry. Forget it. I will not hang out with you at Disneyland. Lol

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benmec 18

Axipiter. Yes. Yes I have. You with me? :)

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DocBastard 38

Cosmosis - I'm having trouble deciding if you're being ironic or a hypocrite for criticising benmec's spelling since you say in your profile info "I really couldn't give a shit about spelling like some of the nazi pricks on here".

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Axipiter 24

Negative benmec. You're flying solo on that one.

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CallMeMcFeelii 13

Am I the only one that read 'you so dumb' like an Asian immigrants broken English? An example would be like ''me love you long time".

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csmith10100 4

First, what the hell is benmec saying sorry I don't read the language of dumbass. Second, if your going to grammar nazi someone's comments and spelling please spell all your words correctly.

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buca100 4

They say karma is a bitch. I think it's irony.

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SenselessPattern 12

#71, hopefully flying solo and in that jet in your profile pic. Without a parachute. And the ground underneath is full of cacti.

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Axipiter 24

Haha he's nowhere NEAR cool enough to fly that bird.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

89- Well, you used the wrong form of "you're/your". So I hope you weren't planning on being a Grammar Nazi.

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dunebro 15

Does this mean he/she thinks you're hot too?

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MissMae93 23

No... Not at all... How did you even come up with that connection?

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ohSNAPyall 26

Such a cheeky acknowledgement probably means he's flattered and giggly but not necessarily interested.

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Mideoyeo 12

So...did you guys hook up? Because that client obviously didn't mind you calling them hot(;

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Mideoyeo 12

Disregard this...darn app double posted..

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nikininja 4

Hey, your client doesn't seem to mind at least! You are in, mate! ;)

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Mideoyeo 12

How is she a pervert? Haven't you ever seen a guy and then turned to your friends to tell them how hot he is?

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KeyboardWarrior 10

You don't know the meaning of the word. If you've ever had a crush, by your logic you're a pervert too!

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TheDrudgeChild 4

If you realized OP was a girl, I bet you wouldn't even use the word pervert.

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Alphakhiash 13

By the sounds of it, your client isn't enthralled. People must tell [them] all the time they're hot... time to try a different approach ;)

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perdix 29

"Thanks, but I'd prefer you to undress accordingly ;) Rawr! " You're screwed, so you might as well go out in a blaze of glory.

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reallytho3 11

Lol op doesn't have the balls to do that. You have to have balls of steel for that one

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BunchieRules 31

22 - Or any balls, for that matter. The fact that OP is a woman makes your comment even funnier.

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BunchieRules 31

Well, 48 beat me to it. Maybe next time.

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