Freudian slip

By MollyMadamme - 01/02/2011 00:33

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Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blowjob. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
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brootalxkeni 0

well maye she was in his dreams, but either way, it's all bad :/ fyl .... but at the end of the day, he's yours :)

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Zombies_Rule 0

I wish I could have a girl that did that, mine always says I will choke her.. I hate my life

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knockoutmouse 8

First of all, the guy's asleep/half asleep, so you can't really take into account anything he says. Second...maybe you should avoid engaging in sexual acts with an unconscious person, hmm? (Unless he's explicitly stated that he's okay with it, that is.)

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varkey 7

you know, if he wasn't ok with it [and how can you know if he is unconscious], that's called rape. i suggest not doing that in the future. YDI

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Computersrule 0

Somebody cheated on you well you were at work

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Computersrule 0

Somebody cheated on you well you were working the night shift!

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tans_fml 0

so get better at giving head and he won't think about how good she was.

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BabyLuis 0

YDI for trying to wake him up that way

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justinfailz 0

he is just waking up his ex prbbly did the same thing to him before so naturally if it's the first time you have done something like this he would say her name ad upsetting as that is you cant hate him for it

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fuzzmylyfe 0

yeaa thats what im talking about

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morganhchs 5

I wish you were my fiance. I would love to wake up to a bj. I would call you the right name too.

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