Miscellaneous: Friends like these

Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By What - 29/12/2022 00:00

Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

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By Sherressa - 02/12/2013 20:04 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

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By The One - 28/08/2021 05:01 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML

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By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

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Dude, shut up

By BiteMe - 28/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I accidently accepted a lunch invitation from an old friend, because I forgot what they're like. Here comes another hour and a half monologue about how great they are. FML

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Saturday 26 September 2009 16:09

I never understood why people give rude names to certain people when they enter the person's number? Is there really any way to be stupid enough to need a reminder to ignore someone?

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Saturday 26 September 2009 16:10

You're stupid, you should have changed it before you went out with her. It was rude to have accepted the invitation if you didn't even like her. I hope you payed for the lunch. YDI.

Comments

Mulada 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 17:49

That's why you usually only make friends with people ya like :D

boo_betch_boo 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:04

This makes me think of when Dane Cook talks about how there's always that one friend that nobody likes...

aback 4

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:04

No more lunch invites for you!

iheartpink 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 18:59

HAHA MY NAME IS SABRINA!!!WHY WOULD YOU FO TO LUNCH WITH SOMEONE U DONT LIKE????

sxm 13

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:13

you sounds like an arrogant ANd ignorant person. shame on you.

littlegreycells 6

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:35

Lol that really is quite funny. But you totally deserved it, surely if you just saved her name as Sabrina you'd know to ignore her cos you'd know who it was?! "Today I went out for lunch with an old friend. She couldnt find her phone on the way back, so I rang it, only to discover she had my number saved as "Sabrina-IGNORE" FML" Poor Sabrina!

tomakobriefs 11

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:45

YDI. If you knew someone well enough to know you don't want to talk to them, then just their name should be enough to remind you not to.

kennythedude 3

Saturday 26 September 2009 19:51

Wow that's stupid to do. You deserved it.

sabrinalovey 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:27

that is stupid. you did deserve it. AND on top of that, im offended because my name is sabrina

Sparkey 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 22:25

what are you saying? I can't hear you! LA LA LA LA LA

ithedarkone 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 21:02

That was dumb I mean really. Sabrina calling you. You see the caller id. Oh its Sabrina I hate that Bish I'm not going to answer. Simple. Why? Do you have to type in ignore like your brain can't function without leaving the most idiotic obvious notes. I really think that technology is making some people more lazy and stupid.