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By Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

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By Hellasboy - 01/08/2015 16:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2009 04:33 - Canada

Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML

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By JoblessandStupid - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Stockbridge

Today, I got pissed and tried to storm out of work, only to get outside and realize I couldn't because I'd let my coworker borrow my car for lunch. FML

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By YouWish - 25/08/2016 03:57 - United States - Mount Pleasant

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By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2020 17:00

Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2016 06:10 - Australia - Sydney

Today, a classmate at college accused me of stalking her. All because I walked past her house. I was walking to the supermarket. FML

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By friedchicken - 12/11/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

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By Embarrassed - 07/08/2012 07:48 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I went to visit a friend I hadn't seen in ages who lives alone out in the country. I arrived and found the front door unlocked but no one was home. I went in anyway and helped myself to some food. Then a family I had never seen before came in, and I realized it wasn't my friend's house. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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sarah5745 41

Friday 10 April 2015 9:07

Wow, YDI for sure.. How could you forget that?!

emmabear1995 18

Friday 10 April 2015 9:08

Explain what happened and hopefully they'll understand, and maybe try to invite him over for lunch another time.

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sarah5745 41

Friday 10 April 2015 9:07

Wow, YDI for sure.. How could you forget that?!

hard_candy 25

Saturday 11 April 2015 1:12

seriously, I died laughing while cradling my baby to sleep reading this fml!

muzy 23

Saturday 11 April 2015 1:52

Am I the only person that thought of that one scene in finding Nemo after reading this?

spamhands1 18

Friday 10 April 2015 9:08

How can you be so forgetful

SystemofaBlink41 27

Saturday 11 April 2015 5:06

It's ironic cause you forgot the question mark.

Retaheki 27

Sunday 12 April 2015 11:36

It's ironic because you forgot the 'be' in because. Or, if you're fancy, the apostrophe in 'cause.

emmabear1995 18

Friday 10 April 2015 9:08

Explain what happened and hopefully they'll understand, and maybe try to invite him over for lunch another time.

michaelsted 9

Friday 10 April 2015 11:14

"Hey sorry man you really remind me of a stalker"

emmabear1995 18

Friday 10 April 2015 11:29

Lol it would certainly be something to laugh about later.

crissalove 22

Friday 10 April 2015 9:08

That must have been hard to explain to your coworker.. YDI

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Friday 10 April 2015 15:47

"Oh sorry, I forgot I invited you to lunch. I thought you were a crazy stalker; so I just kept driving. Wanna try that again?"

1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Saturday 11 April 2015 4:44

4 your hair looks like a flame :) different and cool ;)

mewfasa35 12

Friday 10 April 2015 9:09

Agree w/ #1. Seriously. How long ago did you invite them to lunch? Unless it was something that was discussed a while ago without being brought up again, I would understand. But if this was discussed recently, YDI!