Miscellaneous: Friends like these

Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By What - 29/12/2022 00:00

Today, an old friend of my mom's yelled at me for "ignoring" her. I wasn't responding because she was getting my name wrong, so I assumed she was referring to someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 02:38 - United States - Glen Ellyn

Today, an old friend of mine texted me, saying we should hang out. I thought it was really sweet and was excited to see her again, until she realized that she was texting the wrong person, and canceled our plans immediately. FML

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By alliobamy - 28/09/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML

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By Distracted - 09/04/2015 20:11 - United States - Greenfield

Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 06:11

Today, my best friend invited my ex to eat lunch with her. I wouldn't have found out had I not bumped into them while they were there. FML

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By Sherressa - 02/12/2013 20:04 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

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By The One - 28/08/2021 05:01 - Turkey - Istanbul

Today, after having a fight with my BFF, she invited me to come along to a party. I found out later that she'd only invited me so that when returning from the event, we could take a taxi and split the cost. FML

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You deserved it 110

By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML

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Dude, shut up

By BiteMe - 28/08/2022 12:00 - United States - Manchester

Today, I accidently accepted a lunch invitation from an old friend, because I forgot what they're like. Here comes another hour and a half monologue about how great they are. FML

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Saturday 26 September 2009 16:09

I never understood why people give rude names to certain people when they enter the person's number? Is there really any way to be stupid enough to need a reminder to ignore someone?

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Saturday 26 September 2009 16:10

You're stupid, you should have changed it before you went out with her. It was rude to have accepted the invitation if you didn't even like her. I hope you payed for the lunch. YDI.

Comments

Jessaly_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:47

That's hilarious, I would've just said it was a joke. Or jokingly tell her a I hated her...while really meaning it. And to everyone calling her a bitch...most people I know have at least one "friend" they truly dislike yet tolerate. I bet they all do, too. Why? I don't ******* know, it's nicer to pretend.

RoguePenguin 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 21:09

Yeah, many people have a friend like that but of them aren't bitchy enough to program their distaste for that person into their phones where anyone can see it. Personally, I don't hang out with anyone I don't like, especially alone, and I feel sorry for anyone who does.

begeru 0

Monday 28 September 2009 3:43

Wait, you don't like her, so why do you care about her opinion? It's more of a FHL, your life is fine.

Rijii 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 1:08

I ******* hate people like you, OP. If you "never really liked her", then why in the hell would she even fall under the category as a "friend"? Why would you lead her on like that? And why would you go out to lunch with her? You're a coward and a bitch, and YDI. I only hope the same thing happens to you when you go out with somebody who you consider a really good friend, and they just drop you like a bad habit.

LocoChaz006 0

Wednesday 30 September 2009 11:47

OP: Not only are you a fugesi, you're also very lame to put names like that in your phone. There are people that bug me on my phone, but I don't need my phone to remind me that I don't always welcome their call. If you have a sub 90 IQ that you most likely do, by all means continue to be a douche. Just remember who helped you find your phone! Haha! YDI

MetalcoreBassist 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 0:02

OP's a ******* bitch

anybodyudontnoe 0

Wednesday 12 May 2010 23:56

wow the OP is mean/bichy if u dont like her dont be her friend easy as that! and my name is SABRINA, sabby for short so basically ur insulting me well not rlly, but seriously.