Friends

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Nooo, it's all part of the surprise! You go to take the trash out, and someone has parked a car amongst the rubbish! But no, you can't accept it when someone does something nice.

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KurouTenshi 0

well on my bday I lost my job, got a bday card that informed me my rent was due, and then I only got to eat cold ravioli (which, incidentally, is just as good cold, as it is cooked)

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matrael 0

Happy birthday! If I knew where you were in Georgia, I'd bring you some pancakes, no problem. I hope you can have an awesome day despite your family.

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ColdGold 6

You had to be told to take the trash out?

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boatkicker 4

Are they supposed to magically sense when someone else fills up the garbage while they're asleep? I know that when I'm sleeping, I don't generally realize when the garbage needs taking out.

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FMLopinion 0

That sucks! Hope the rest of your birthday went a bit better. If your parents were that damn worried about the trash they could have taken it out themself.

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FMLady 0

Taking out the trash is definitely a dirty job. Call Mike Rowe! :D

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fuzz97 23

it's because they're sick of wishing you happy birthday every year.

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