Friends

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Nooo, it's all part of the surprise! You go to take the trash out, and someone has parked a car amongst the rubbish! But no, you can't accept it when someone does something nice.

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KurouTenshi 0

well on my bday I lost my job, got a bday card that informed me my rent was due, and then I only got to eat cold ravioli (which, incidentally, is just as good cold, as it is cooked)

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swagga0n1oo 0

O boohoo. someone didn't get pancakes. quit bitchin, make some friends, and go to ihop. The End!!!

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damienwatkins 0

well... you did take the trash out... right?

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ThatOneAdamKid24 0

hey that's what I did, and look at me now!! :D.....:).....:/.....:(......:'(

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stinkytruck 0

I bet your friend is really hot and you are ugly.

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blastvortex 3

Take out the papers and the trash, Or you don't get no birthday cash. If you don't scrub that kitchen floor, You ain't gonna get no birthday, hoe! *smackity smack* (Don't do crack.)

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xundria 5

^ best comment of the day

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ALegitNinja 0

When asked why, the grandma said it was the girls night out. Meaning she wasn't wearing a bra.

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B_Ez88 0

wait till the end of the day,maybe u'll get a surprise party.... if u don't....fyl... oh&,sry : (

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iSwag 0

lmao that was hilarious lol nice use of smileys lol made me literally laugh out loud lol

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