Transportation: Frozen

Frozen

By Good_old_Grim - 23/02/2010 07:56 - Latvia

Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 760

You deserved it 6 808

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By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

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You deserved it 11 161

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 013

You deserved it 11 830

By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 643

You deserved it 27 651

By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 867

You deserved it 2 211

By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

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You deserved it 38 324

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 529

You deserved it 7 803

By bedrockmike - 28/01/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 581

You deserved it 19 498

By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 457

You deserved it 4 999

By hehe - 02/02/2011 23:57

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 694

You deserved it 6 326

By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 878

You deserved it 1 033

froggi_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:23

good job. XD

Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:40

arf... nothing some sticky tape can't fix.... ;)

Comments

venusvsmars 2

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:55

fhl.

osnapp55 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:20

shes ****** ugly

mezsed 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:32

a car bumper isnt hard too put back on, i dont see how this is an FML

ringmybell_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:36

oh snap, osnapp. shut up boi, i can't help it that i look like your mother.

ringmybell_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:48

and #20, i'd date you right back. ;)

screwedupclick 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:57

your a loser. put your head in a vice!

youthink_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 13:59

You didn't feel the resistance? Or you did and just said "**** it" and gave it more gas? Either way, YDI. Idiot.

Good_old_Grim 8

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:48

Well, I noticed that the drive wheels were slipping and figured there simply isn't enough traction. Swinged the car back and forth a bit, clearing out some of the snow under rear tires that made it a slightly uphill battle... and voila - got enough traction...

mariahrawks 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:10

offer to buy a new one.

mzhonesty 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 14:17

FHL, not yours. Be more observant.

blastvortex 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:55

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure. It wouldn't necessarily take much to notice the ice. I'm also wondering if she actually gave you permission to move her vehicle....