Transportation: Frozen

Frozen

By Good_old_Grim - 23/02/2010 07:56 - Latvia

Today, I went to move my girlfriend's car. I failed to notice that the snow packed under the front bumper was actually ice. After a bit of struggle, I managed to move the car. The bumper, however, is now a separate entity. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 760

You deserved it 6 808

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By ColdMN - 03/02/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I trying to scrape the ice off my car, but wasn't having much luck. Frustrated, I kicked a clump off from the bumper. The clump didn't budge, but the entire front quarter panel fell off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 358

You deserved it 11 161

By snowman - 06/02/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 013

You deserved it 11 830

By peacechick25 - 02/01/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 643

You deserved it 27 651

By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 867

You deserved it 2 211

By FMLimsomad - 29/12/2009 20:59 - United States

Today, I looked outside and I saw that my new car had been snowed on. Sadly the snow had frozen onto the car, so I spent the entire day getting it off. I came inside. By 8pm, my car had snow all over it again, and this time I left the window open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 573

You deserved it 38 324

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 529

You deserved it 7 803

By bedrockmike - 28/01/2009 14:15 - United States

Today, I broke, shoveled, and salted the ice covering my entire driveway. The size is roughly 8 cars' worth, and took me two hours of back-breaking effot to clear. I completely forgot that it was supposed to rain later today. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 581

You deserved it 19 498

By drew - 18/12/2010 20:22 - United States

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 457

You deserved it 4 999

By hehe - 02/02/2011 23:57

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 694

You deserved it 6 326

By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 878

You deserved it 1 033

froggi_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:23

good job. XD

Mikeymikey 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 12:40

arf... nothing some sticky tape can't fix.... ;)

Comments

kikiface 1

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:59

no good deed goes unpunished. fyl. or, more accurately, hers

deadsrs 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:54

Now you have to break up with her and pretend you did it on purpose.

Asstazztic 8

Tuesday 23 February 2010 18:58

Wow bro good job you fail lol

Fentown_fml 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 21:55

Riga! ♥ But that does suck. I hope she forgives you!

sacredsilence29 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 22:08

I did almost the same thing...so dont worry. I feel your pain.

CYNNER 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 0:52

Entity. nice wording. it almost makes that moment of separation mean something more than that you're definitely ******

SubHu 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 4:09

Looks like you saved yourself a couple months of sex.

bandftw 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 21:14

I agree with half of the comments... Why didn't you check before taking off? Do you have to pay to replace your girlfriend's bumper? If I was her, I would make you pay.