**** me, I guess

By Anonymous - 25/11/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, my roommate of seven weeks decided to kick me out. He blames me for the stains on his expensive white leather couch, even after a prof cleaner determined it was red wine. I don't drink red wine. He does. FML
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cturtle 2

Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?

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trizzieb 0

YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

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awesome_o 0

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repyourcliche 0

indeed, this is a job for CILLIT BANG. BANG! and the dirt is gone!

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Reyo 2

Pick up the most expensive bottle of red wine he has. Open it. Empty contents on white, leather couch. ??? Revenge.

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youthink_fml 0

YDI for rooming with a guy that drinks red wine.

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amazinggbaby 2

What's wrong with red wine?

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cturtle 2

Who wants to live with someone who owns a white leather couch anyway??? Is there also a tiger skin rug in the middle of the room, head still attached?

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alexandraa_fml 0

Who seriously goes furniture shopping and picks out a white couch? Unless your furniture is never used, its going to get dirty! Hellooo,. ever heard of practicallity?

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trizzieb 0

YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

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trizzieb 0

YDI it for rooming with an f*ing douche bag. Maybe it was the blood from his menstrual cycle.

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Jimboom 11

Sounds like you were living with a right bloody nightmare. I have been there before. Renting a room with someone who is anal about stuff is no fun. Firstly, who buys white couches??? Secondly, if they considered you that much of a threat to their couches cleanliness then your room-mate should have put a plastic cover on it or forbade you from sitting on them. I guarantee the next person living with them will have as much of a headache as you did. Be glad your out of that situation

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ForestFire0 1

He just wanted an excuse to kick you out. Obviously he didn't think it was you when it was confirmed to be him.

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BelaLugosisdead 0

Should have offered him a midol. Also FYL for being from Delaware as there's nothing here.

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polico_wolf 0

so its his choice whether you get kicked out or not

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