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By BeautifulDisastre - 23/12/2009 10:24 - United States

Today, I drove the six hours to LA to attend my Uncle's birthday party. When I tried to get off at the exit, it took me two hours just to get onto the street where the club was. By the time I showed up, the party was already over, so I ended up going to a Denny's. I drove eight hours for a Denny's. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2009 09:38 - United States

Today, I drove six hours with a friend to see one of her favorite bands in concert. We were turned away at the door because the online site didn't say we had to be 21 to enter. I drove six hours back with nothing to show for it but an empty gas tank and useless tickets. FML

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By anonymous - 05/04/2011 18:13 - United States

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

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By Cat - 02/12/2020 08:06

Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML

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By tim12345 - 25/07/2011 16:08 - United States

Today, my friends and I rented a party bus, which broke down on the highway 45 minutes into the ride. I paid the guy for the whole four hours. He said he was going to flag down a car to get someone to help us. We saw him get into a car and leave. FML

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By HoShiz - 25/10/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, I drove 3 hours to go to an award ceremony. When I got there, I had to wait an hour for the hall to open, then sat listening to speeches for two hours, got my "award", and drove 3 hours home. The award was a small pin that I already had. FML

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By LowOnGas - 02/05/2019 18:00

Today, I drove my toddler to a schoolmate’s birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese an hour drive away, only to find out the party is tomorrow. FML

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By Noj12345 - 25/06/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet. FML

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By lonesome - 28/04/2013 05:23 - Canada

Today, my whole family made an hour-long drive to a restaurant that's just a few minutes away from my place. I wasn't invited. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2018 19:00

Today, after planning 4 months in advance and spending almost $600 to cover everyone's tickets to the event center, all of my siblings decided to bail on my 30th birthday celebration because driving 3 hours is too much. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm on a road trip with my wife and in-laws. After 8 hours of driving we stopped at a hotel to rest overnight. I was elected to go to the grocery store to get dinner. While I was gone, they ate at a restaurant without me. I spent $80 on groceries for the trash can. FML

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Vedder 0

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:30

Technically, you drove 14 hours for Denny's, because you still had to drive home, right? Which sucks even more.

perdix 29

Wednesday 23 December 2009 16:15

You could have joined four waiters in the men's room for a Grand Slam. That could have been worth the drive.

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Erindub 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 7:19

Why would you go to Denny's when LA is jam packed with millions (ok maybe not millions) of awesome unique places to eat? YDI!

naty_roxy 0

Thursday 24 December 2009 18:38

W T F. There are a crapload of Denny's here in California!!!!!!! You can probably find one every 20 minutes of driving :|

Mauskau 35

Thursday 24 December 2009 21:29

you spelt Disaster wrong.

guy_on_the_couch 0

Friday 25 December 2009 6:23

Lol I've heard a saying that seems to be true: You don't go to Denny's, you end up there! xD

Comentator 0

Wednesday 30 December 2009 15:16

way to map out your trip...always leave your self time. If it was a 6hr drive you should of spent the night or something. YDI

lolton 0

Monday 4 January 2010 11:55

y denny's ? not burger king or other place which close to you ?

chaos753159 4

Sunday 17 January 2010 6:28

was it worth it?

martic835 2

Monday 18 January 2010 5:49

You must be fronm Sacramento, Ca. I hate L.A. with a passion so I never visit.

bronx819 4

Monday 1 February 2010 0:52

Whats so bad about it? I live in LA and nothing bad happens, at least not anything I saw

freshx_fml 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:08

that's why I don't ever go to Los Angeles. nor California for that matter. stay away from Texas!

canadianpatsfan 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 21:02

what's wrong with dennys you get all day breakfast!!!!

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Today, it took me longer than it should have with a bit of calculations to remember how old I am. FML

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Today, my ex-boyfriend wrote to me for the first time in years, because of the whole Covid-19 situation. Did he want to make sure I am okay? No. In fact, he didn't even ask about me. He just seemed to consider this the perfect opportunity to patronize me some more, and felt the need to tell me to "keep calm." FML

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Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

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Today, after seven months studying in Italy, I understood that the "Finocchio" nickname that my Italian friends gave to me really means "Queer". FML

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Today, I'd purchased a ticket for the train on my mobile app. Some idiot pushed past me on his way out and in the process makes me drop my phone, ruining it. A conductor then came to check my ticket and I got fined 150 dollars. FML

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