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aw that's too bad
Fail.
Use the Andy Green Thrust SSC uber fast landspeed vehicle.
that's fate mate! or...
whaaaat?
Why Avenged o.o?
it's called a bad day, we all have it
should have just flown to the other airport to catch your flight, that's what I, a lazy person, would do. :)
Is the OP Rambo.
As bad as that sucks...YDI for living in New Jersey.
Someones trying to stop you getting on that plane Op. ;)
ooooo eagle eye
But allowing everyone else to get on the plane.
Maybe it's a plane that's going to blow up.
Nah, docscientist has been around for a while. He's a scientist. I'm a...um... Hey look, a plane!
Who would do such a thing, 70 and 71?
85- lmao wow talk about perfect timing, they were just debating your existence
Is your name Robert Downey Jr or Zach Galifianakis by any chance?
lol it's Ethan tremblay
epic win!
ha!
I don't get it
aww I'm retarded :( I'm so slow
I blame Third Echelon.
...Police escort? What?
When you're in a hurry and need to get somewhere fast, you can request a police escort to lead the way so traffic moves over and you arrive safely (and without tickets).
or bong?
39- well said. I don't think ghandi would appreciate fml.
Stop saying this on every damn FML. No one gives a ****. You're not the only one that moderated it.
I moderated this COMMENT. Am I a cool kid now?
The cooliest Sirin ;)
24 they are not saying they moderated this one. they said something offensive or something like that and got blocked by the mods. chill.
And that's why now YOU got moderated! Karma!
Uh 90, I saw the comment before it was moderated.
Wow! That's bad?
Why would you spend 6 hours driving to another air port to catch your flight? Why not wait until the next flight if you missed it...
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Is your name Robert Downey Jr or Zach Galifianakis by any chance?
Someones trying to stop you getting on that plane Op. ;)