Fun

By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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DomesticAngel 14

most dad's are overprotective OP, I have a feeling my dad would do the same thing -_-

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Sarah_moustache 9

If you're out of the house and an adult I wouldn't see the problem with having some "fun time". But if you're still in your teen years I'm pretty sure he's just preventing you from joining MTV's 16 and pregnant. At least he's giving you a hint and he didn't walk in on you doing it.

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perdix 29

You're not going to have a lot of "fun" when the stuff your dad slipped in your boyfriend's weiner takes effect;)

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tehaustiebear 34

I sincerely hope you're talking about the one you cook on a grill. Otherwise I don't want to even think about how a dad would put something in the boyfriend's weiner.

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perdix 29

I let the reader interpret my comments any way he or she wants.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Any other way, I'd cringe. And I'm a girl.

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everydayFML2121 5

The winky face doesn't make me think he's talking about a hot dog...

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flockz 19

of course not. the winky face is there to let us know that the stuff the dad slipped into the boyfriend's weiner is liable to make it so enlarged that it could poke someone's right eye out.

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whatsup215 0

My interpretation was that the dad was going to slip his wiener in the boyfriends .... Ah I forgot Id better keep this PG for the youngsters on FML

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purpledrizzle 5

Aw, your dad is so overprotective! Hide his shotgun OP!

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brandy1 5

Your dad sounds like a jerk. Then again, your boyfriend shouldn't be talking about having ''fun'' sound him.

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MadiRios 3

Wow :) don't worry my dads just as crazy!! But I love him

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chinagirl3343 8

Your boyfriend deserved to be messed with. Hope he learned to talk properly and respectful. One shouldn't talk about "having fun" in public and especially in front of your gf's family! How rude and disrespectful to them but most importantly to YOU! Hope you dump him.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Geez, calm down. He's not bad-mouthing anyone or disrespecting OP, is he? No! And i'm pretty sure she's not going to dump him or listen to you because of ONE remark.

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randomhangul 4

not necessarily op herself but her family. In my culture, its a huge deal to have respect for elders, even if you don't know them, or just people in general. I wouldn't say I'd break up with him over this, but maybe a stern talking to would suffice.

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QueenSaru 28

@22 - Please, my PARENTS are usually the ones talking about 'having fun' in public. I'm pretty sure they wouldn't bat a lash if I said anything similar. There's nothing wrong with talking about sex in public unless you're dating someone underage, and then you're just an idiot anyway.

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downtime 12

It doesn't say he said it in front over her family. Speaking when you think you are alone doesn't always necessarily work... It really doesn't matter what he said, the fathers behaviour is outright childish. If he doesn't approve of what was said in front of him, he's free to step in and say so, even as much as to ask the guy to leave, but to just start having "accidents" like that only makes him look like a complete asshole.

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Steve95401 49

Classy boyfriend you have there OP.

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Listerinekiss_fml 7

Isn't it a little strange how op and her boyfriend were talking about getting busy during a family gathering idk about you but family bonding isn't a typical aphrodisiac

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DocBastard 38

The boyfriend was just talking about the sack race and tug-of-war and bobbing for apples they would be doing later. Geez, some people are so sensitive.

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