Miscellaneous: Fun

Fun

By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 00:00

Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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By this is why I drink! - 27/12/2021 22:59

Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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DomesticAngel 14

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:01

most dad's are overprotective OP, I have a feeling my dad would do the same thing -_-

icyfire617 10

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:02

Well, accidents happen.

Comments

kimg0885 23

Sunday 8 July 2012 1:10

He's lucky your dad didn't punch him in the face.

Jzigzags 4

Sunday 8 July 2012 16:03

Way to stick up for your boyfriend. (sarcasm) you should have at least yelled at your father.

ILuv_toaster182 5

Sunday 8 July 2012 21:36

Ha maybe your dad's REALLY clumsy. No but really you must have one real protective daddy! FYL

PurplePika 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 4:55

Who talks about that stuff at a family BBQ anyways? ._.

CarouselHeart 11

Tuesday 10 July 2012 23:36

Your boyfriend is a dumbass if he's been talking about you two boning around your Dad. Not everyone wants updates on your sex life. >_>

noisebox 1

Wednesday 11 July 2012 20:23

Good for him I would do the same and more....

a5k 4

Monday 16 July 2012 8:59

Yeah your dad sounds like me!!!

kitsune3 20

Tuesday 17 July 2012 22:38

Anyone stop to realize maybe the word "fun" is in quotes because her dad misinterpreted it? no? Of course not.

iLoveUnionJ 8

Tuesday 20 August 2013 4:57

Dads are over protective, sometimes. My boyfriend Danny came over for thefirst time, and my dad took him out golfing. Of course, the club "accidentally" hit him on the head.