Miscellaneous: Fun

Fun

By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 00:00

Today, my dad threw my boyfriend into the street naked. We weren’t even having sex, I was fully dressed in the kitchen, and my boyfriend was showering after his rugby game. My dad is also his teammate, and it was all a stupid prank by the team. I hate jocks sometimes. FML

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By why - 17/08/2013 14:18 - United States - Lexington

Today, we were having a family dinner with my boyfriend's parents and mine. In the kitchen, when we were getting the food ready, he proposed. I screamed. My dad thought he was hurting me, came in and tased him in the leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 23:13 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, my boyfriend met my parents. Within minutes, my dad managed to verbally sever his balls and reduce him to tears, "just for fun" apparently. FML

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Time out

By nooo - 12/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, after a fight, my boyfriend brought me a soda that exploded when I opened it. Furious at his constant childish bullshit, I threw his ass out. Two hours later, my son confessed that he'd shaken the cans as a joke. I tried to call my boyfriend, but he'd blocked my number. FML

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By probably_the_ex_now - 18/08/2009 08:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his family. They were drinking and having fun, so I joined in. I had one too many, got really goofy, and then suggested the farting game. "Sorry, I can't hold my liquor!" I quickly explained. My boyfriend's mom shot me a cold look and said, "It's non-alcoholic." FML

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By inalotofpain - 16/04/2011 12:46 - United States

Today, while relaxing in the kitchen drinking coffee, my dad suddenly rushed in, knocking me over and causing me to spill boiling hot coffee all over myself. Then, my dad thought it would be a good idea to grab the sprayer from the sink and douse me with cold water in order to "put me out." FML

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Welcome to the family

By this is why I drink! - 27/12/2021 22:59

Today, I reluctantly agreed to bring my boyfriend home to meet my family. He said he wasn’t easily scared and could handle a “weird” family. Two hours later, there was a massive brawl when one uncle hit the other’s wife after she threw wine in his face. Tables were flipped, cops were called. Shit. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2013 05:07 - United States - Topeka

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. I'm nervous around them so he encouraged me to drink so I'd loosen up. I got so drunk I tore up all the things in his old room I thought were from ex-girlfriends and accidentally flashed his dad my crotch. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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DomesticAngel 14

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:01

most dad's are overprotective OP, I have a feeling my dad would do the same thing -_-

icyfire617 10

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:02

Well, accidents happen.

Comments

Anai08 17

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:53

Ah, maybe the family barbecue (keyword: family) wasn't the best place to discuss that? It is a tad bit disrespectful, if not awkward given your accidentally overheard. Like in this case for example.

nutellalover17 0

Saturday 7 July 2012 5:57

your dad obviously doesnt get the fact that your grown up sucks for your bf poor him

skullofdarkness 18

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:07

I wanna have a basement full of torture devices and weapons before having a daughter old enough to date, so I can... dissuade guys from doing such things with her....*le evil laugh*

babyguns143 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:25

Or he just doesn't like your boyfriend...

SkylarBoston17 8

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:34

My grandpa chased my dad down their driveway with a shotgun when he found him and his daughter 'wrestling' in her room. After he told me that I mentioned that he didn't do his job right cuz my mom ended up having 5 kids by the guy.

the_shrink 2

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:39

How did your boyfriend bring up the "fun" you'd be having while at your family BBQ? Might want to let him know that your sexcapades aren't appropriate dinner conversation when chatting with your Cousin Suzy and Grandpa Joe.

greenie213 23

Saturday 7 July 2012 6:56

Wait till you see what he'll do to him on purpose.

PoshLife_Cross 5

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:22

It's good to know that, like most fathers, your dad is protective of his "little girl". If your boyfriend ever hurts you, your father will "accidentally" go get his shotgun and wait outside of your bf's home.

jaytee1994 9

Saturday 7 July 2012 7:59

Good going daddy!!! :) at lest your dad cares for you! Maybe he showed it the wrong way, and he was out of line going to that existent but maybe he proved his point?