Fun

By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
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DomesticAngel 14

most dad's are overprotective OP, I have a feeling my dad would do the same thing -_-

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windscar1212 10

I dont care her dads an asshole for doing that i mean wtf

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NeedSomeLogic 7

Just be glad nothing worse happened. The old shotgun.

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kiloutou_fml 7

I can't believe how many people are saying "good for you OP, he cares for you and will defend/avenge you if your bf hurts you"... COME ON. Making mistakes and getting hurt is the way to learn how to live your life. Yes, it's good that her parents care, not so they'll take care of it if the boyfriend's a dick, but so they'll support her if he hurts her. Her parents won't always be there to rescue her, and most definitely won't go beat up her boss if she gets fired, or her husband if she gets divorced, etc. She needs to learn how to deal with life and that everything in life has risks. So no, this is terrible parenting. Comforting her if he dumps/hurts her, yes. Beating him up if he dumps/hurts her, no.

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Crazberry 5

Yeah, sorry OP, but your boyfriend is a dumbass. Why bring something like that up at a family BBQ? He should be in a cold sweat trying to impress your family, not trying to be kinky.

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hewro_failure 11

I would say this is more of a FML for your bf than for you ... You should be happy your dad is protective of you rather than dads out there that could give two ***** about their daughters

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rockerlove2013 6

My dad would do the same thing no worries OP, my dad has an issue with me wearing my bathing suit in front of my bf

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punxroxr87 7

ur boyfriend deserved it, he needs to respect u more, who wants to hear the "fun" about another family member and there boyfriend will hav. hav u no respect too, to bring a rude and disrespectful person for ur family to meet. if i was ur dad id hav done the same thing

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QueenSaru 28

So this works both ways with parents who joke about what they'll be doing later? While I'll admit that the boyfriend was a bit of an idiot to speak of things like that within hearing range of what was most likely OP's entire family, her father seriously over-reacted unless she's under sixteen and her boyfriend's way older. Reminding your child's SO about respect and the appropriateness of what should and shouldn't be discussed in public is fine. Physically abusing them even under the guise of an "accident" is not.

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downtime 12

Good thing you're nobodys dad 70.

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cjgirl08 4

That soo sounds like my dad! But the something might include a gun..

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bubo_fml 10

If that's all the protest your Dad can muster, he obviously doesn't understand the power of the poo-nanny! Most men will endure far more abuse than that to get to the holiest of holeys!

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