Transportation: Funny how?

Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Acting out

By itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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By AtLeastThereWasAParamedic - 02/03/2017 20:00

Today, I was walking on the sidewalk near my house when a car pulled out of a parking spot in front of a speeding ambulance. The ambulance swerved up onto the grass. Yes, I broke my arm after being hit by an ambulance. FML

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By munchkin - 26/10/2009 06:35 - France

Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML

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Less haste, more speed

By Ouch - 20/05/2012 04:06 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML

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By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By anon - 31/12/2012 18:13 - United States - Gilroy

Today, my boyfriend knocked into me with his car. I drove myself to the hospital because he couldn't stop laughing long enough to drive. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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worb 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:09

you're an idiot hurr durr let's hold up traffic!

wtfuckery 0

Monday 6 April 2009 2:10

I feel bad for the person driving the car who had to wait for your ass to cross the street, only to be morally obligated to bring you to the hospital.

Comments

rach_magoo 0

Monday 6 April 2009 6:16

YOU ARE A DOUCHEBAG

goobergrape002 0

Monday 6 April 2009 6:29

okay sorry but thats like the least funny joke i have ever heard in my life. like seriously you thought it would be funny to limp across the street.... you have the worst and stupidest sense of humor i have ever seen, all i can say is... to bad you didn't get hit by the car

elementum749 0

Monday 6 April 2009 6:52

wow. you are a douche.

nodbor 11

Monday 6 April 2009 6:56

i would have driven to a graveyard and dumbed there you stupid mf.

mb06lb 0

Monday 6 April 2009 6:58

i'm sorry but that's really stupid haha i'm guessing your a guy ?

UrLifeDoesntSuck 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:06

@145, you are an immature *******. When I was 16, I was off getting laid.

cmano13 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:11

You deserve everything you got and more, you little brat.

cr_mistake 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:13

haha, oh my god, i mean who would do that? well i guess you deserved what happened.. must have been awkward tho

bryan314 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:22

K is for Karma, boys and girls. OP inconvenienced someone with a personality that approaches that of Mr. Rogers. I hope you guys had a nice talk on the way to the hospital and I hope you either grow up or don't procreate...maybe both. For those who say they would commit bodily harm to OP or would drive him somewhere other than the hospital, remember that in most jurisdictions in the world, you are legally allowed to ignore someone in distress, but, once you have stopped ignoring them and have actually in some way physically interacted with them, you have a legal obligation to carry through on helping them. Let karma take its course. She doesn't need help.

circayouandme 0

Monday 6 April 2009 7:23

Sounds like something I would have done.. ha ha. Funny, but talk about immediate karmic retribution! I wouldn't call you a dumb idiot, mainly cause I'm biased.. I'd say just idiot! With a smile! Ha ha (=