Health: Funny, thanks

Funny, thanks

By picklebug - 26/07/2013 16:25 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was taken to the hospital after I fell down the stairs. The physician who saw me bit his lip and said he would have to amputate my foot, and I fainted in terror. One of the nurses later told me to "learn to take a damn joke." FML

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By whovian221b - 25/08/2015 22:46 - United States

Today, after coming home from the hospital after I fractured my foot, I fell in the bathroom and dislocated my wrist. The ER doctor couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 07:35

Today, I was at the doctor's getting some skin scraped off the bottom of my foot for some tests. As soon as the doctor grabbed my foot, it tickled and I accidentally kicked him in the face. During this, the blade sliced my foot open. FML

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By ... - 02/10/2012 20:55 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML

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By ValeyFallsAlot - 14/01/2011 14:18

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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Lightweight

By Anonymous - 13/04/2023 06:00

Today, I went to the doctor for a routine check-up. When the nurse took my blood pressure, I passed out, and fell off the table. FML

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By tessisue - 04/01/2016 11:18 - Germany

Today, I visited the hospital with my boyfriend to have an injury checked. When the doctor removed the band-aid, my boyfriend started screaming and passed out. I had to get him out of the room using a wheelchair. The "injury" is a cut in his finger. FML

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Falling Down

By Anonymous - 10/08/2020 02:12

Today, I woke up in hospital. Apparently, I fell down the stairs, broke 3 ribs, one toe, and hit my head so much that 12 stitches were needed. I also blacked out for an hour before my husband found me covered in blood. Recovery should take about a month and a half. FML

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By iLikeMyLegs - 09/05/2013 23:18 - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I was rushed to the ER due to a very swollen foot and high fever. The doctors said I just have a tissue infection but my parents believe I have a flesh eating disease. I can hear them discussing my future with an amputated leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2011 03:41 - United States

Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML

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Life is pain

By pussy - 21/04/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, since my family and friends always make fun of me for being a wuss when it comes to pain, when I stubbed my toe, I made a point to not scream or complain in any way. Instead, I vomited and fainted. FML

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Saturday 27 July 2013 0:01

Wow I get that it was a joke but that's horrible to scare someone like that

Teddzz 19

Saturday 27 July 2013 0:02

Being a doctor, he should know not to make such jokes. Not everyone takes them.

Comments

therosebride517 4

Thursday 1 August 2013 3:57

Joking aside, it's wrong to joke about that. As a healthcare worker, I find that utterly appalling. -_-

BaconBob20 6

Thursday 1 August 2013 8:43

People need to lighten up. It's a joke! He feel down stairs. It's not like he burned his foot or something

gatorgirl2669 6

Sunday 4 August 2013 14:23

that would called for the dr. to get cursed out... it aint funny when u r already n the hospital hurt... and she didnt have any right to tell u that.. she woulda been the 2nd person of the day gettin cursed out... who the f@#k are u tellin me i should be able to take a joke... wouldnt be funny if i peed on u right now would it... ha ha but it was a joke

Slawter16 24

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:51

That was really unprofessional of both of them. I get it's a joke but jesus christ there's no need to terrify your patients like that.

rmllavaneras 19

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:02

An ortho doctor "joking" about chopping a leg is not a laughing matter. I, as a chemist, don't joke about making a bomb in front of non-scientists. It's just tacky.