Furious

By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Maybole

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river that flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 216
You deserved it 8 275

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Volcan_fml 22

Who the **** makes their husband cry in public?

If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.

Comments

Do you work the till OP? You may have left him doubly short-changed.

What a little bitch. He's gonna try and ruin your career because his wife decides to make a true statement? Lol Damn... **** your life op..

I'm still not sure why our society puts such an emphasis on penis size. It's absurd, and so many guys have hangups anout their junk because they think it's not long enough. Like an inch above or below average really makes that much difference.

It's true. But it's the same for women (eg. clothing size, boob size...). Some 'standards' (that are only the standards for the people who already have it good) are taken too far in comparing to others.

hotPinklipstick 24

Random fact: In ancient Greece an uncircumcised and small penis was culturally seen as desirable in a man, whereas a bigger or circumcised penis was viewed as comical or grotesque. I personally don't understand the obsession with penis size, if a man knows what he's doing I don't care how big (or small) it is.

Ironic though, the majority of the commenters here are berating the guy for being sensitive or unable to take a joke, when just a few FMLs ago sought to console and defend a woman who was apparently sensitive about her boob size.

It's a double standard. Mocking a guy and making fun of his body issues is funny and okay. Shaming a woman or making fun of her body issues is evil and wrong. Guys have body and self esteem issues as much as women.

Medd_fml 13

Poor guy. That was a cheap shot in a cheap place.

What a bitch?! One woman's toss-out is another's Lexington Steele... In some circumstances that is...

It ain't the size that matters, it's how you use it.

Chances are she's one of those awesome spouses that aren't too sensitive for a few jokes, she sounds like fun

@29. It's not "fun" and "awesome" if the poor man almost cried. :(

Oh gosh, poor guy. I'm definitely going to hell for laughing at that though

perdix 29

This is a good argument FOR pre-marital sex. If the guy's dick was too small for her, she should know it before she ties the knot. Also, do Brits still use inches? Some people say that the US is the only place in the world that still uses inches, feet, miles, quarts, pints, gallons, etc., but I still hear British people referring to those units. What's going on over there?

We use inches, feet, and pints alongside centimetres, metres, and litres depending on the situation. Peoples' height and body measurements are usually taken in inches, because people are more familiar with it. Maybe it's easier for them to visualise it? idk. Milk is usually bought and measured in pints, although you can also get it in litres. Again, I guess it's to do with people and their comfort zones or something. There are probably more examples, but those are the ones I can think of. Basically we cherry pick between systems of measurement and choose whichever we find easiest, because we;re awesome like that. Also we like to confuse foreigners.

perdix 29

#32, you are awesome! Most Americans totally reject metric. Do you do temperatures in Fahrenheit or Celsius? Personally, I use Kelvin, but no one seems to be joining my movement.

That's because you will need to collect it for 72 hours and keep it refrigerated, Perdix.

rosie_jane 10

Either Fahrenheit or Celsius can be used in England, but most commonly it's Celsius.

Don't know anyone that uses Fahrenheit here its always Celsius. Schools, weather, any of the sciences. All Celsius.