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By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Maybole

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river that flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

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By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML

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By Bryce - 10/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML

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By master baiter - 12/08/2013 17:11 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00 - United States - New Rochelle

Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML

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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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By fisherman - 23/01/2010 10:12 - United States

Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 14:00

Today, I was so happy to be divorced from my asshole husband, I threw my ring off the bridge near the park where we met. As I was walking away, a diver surfaced, yelled, “I think you dropped this, miss” and threw the ring back at me. I can't catch a break today. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By Ruby Lore - 20/07/2017 00:31

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to go fishing together, but he said he was busy with errands. Later, in a casual conversation with my friend, she opened up her phone to show me pictures of her fishing with my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 05:02

Today, I never wanted a wife, so of course I got married. I never wanted kids, so of course my unwanted wife insisted we have two. My mother-in-law, who I wish daily would get hit by a bus, just got hired at my workplace. My only pleasure in life is fishing and my kids just broke my only rod. FML

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Monday 27 May 2013 9:49

Who the **** makes their husband cry in public?

woainishamu 21

Monday 27 May 2013 9:47

If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.

Comments

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 27 May 2013 14:31

As if that was a legitimate complaint. Besides what kind of grow man does that.

LyraAlluse 25

Monday 27 May 2013 14:53

I probably would have told the woman that what she said wasn't cool. Remember; never feed the trolls. This applies to people you meet in the real world as well.

LyraAlluse 25

Wednesday 29 May 2013 22:26

I was actually talking about the mean wife, not the OP. The wording on my post was kind of strange so I can understand the confusion.

ozpunker 20

Monday 27 May 2013 14:55

What a wimp

MissMarjori3 10

Monday 27 May 2013 15:21

What kind of person laughs at a joke like that about someone you don't know? YDI for being as rude as his wife. You wouldn't like it if your gf/wife did the same thing in front of a stranger. It's emasculating and NOT funny.

KLeePrice 11

Monday 27 May 2013 15:40

A lot of people laugh at jokes like that. How was OP to know it was true and not just a joke the wife was making?

skyeyez9 24

Monday 27 May 2013 15:36

Maybe the wife is bitter because her husband is very selfish during sex. Or the man is one of those types that constantly makes jokes about how his wife's breasts are too small. They get the most sensitive when someone says something about their dick size. Or she is just a bitch.