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By Anonymous - 27/05/2013 00:40 - United Kingdom - Maybole

Today, a man asked about fishing in the river that flows beside where I work. I said you could, but anything you caught under 5 inches has to be thrown back. His wife then said, "Wish I knew that before I married him." I started to laugh. The man almost cried and complained to my boss. FML

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By superfreak6 - 20/05/2016 13:25 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after fishing for 5 hours, I finally caught a respectable-sized fish. I ran to my truck to grab the scale, and then I saw my friend laughing hysterically while holding an empty net. Apparently, the only catch of our day jumped out of the net during the 15 seconds I was gone. FML

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By Bryce - 10/05/2020 02:00

Today, my dad and I went fishing. We both got a bite, but when we went to reel it in, both our hooks were in the catfish's mouth. He pushed me in the mud and took my hook out its mouth so he could say he caught it. FML

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By master baiter - 12/08/2013 17:11 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was at a job interview for a position I really needed. Somehow, the interviewer and I started talking about fishing. I joked, "I'm a master baiter." Needless to say, I didn't get the job. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2019 06:00 - United States - New Rochelle

Today, I went fishing. Not only did I lose the fish, I lost the entire rod. FML

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By IhadToTakeCareOfTraumatizedFish - 03/03/2016 05:32 - United States - Iowa Park

Today, while I was working at a sushi restaurant, a guy told me he wanted the table next to the "koi fish tank", because he wanted to let the fish know what happens when they "cross him". FML

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By fisherman - 23/01/2010 10:12 - United States

Today, I went fishing with friends looking to catch big redfish. During the trip, one of the men caught a 50 pound monster which I put away. At the end of the trip they wanted to take a picture with it. I went to wash off the fish in the water. Apparently the fish wasn't dead and swam away. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2021 14:00

Today, I was so happy to be divorced from my asshole husband, I threw my ring off the bridge near the park where we met. As I was walking away, a diver surfaced, yelled, “I think you dropped this, miss” and threw the ring back at me. I can't catch a break today. FML

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By lovealways22 - 17/07/2012 07:19 - United States - Littleton

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after three years. I came home and when my dad asked what was wrong, I told him. His first reaction was, "Well damn it. Who'll go fishing with me now?" FML

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By Ruby Lore - 20/07/2017 00:31

Today, I asked my dad if he'd like to go fishing together, but he said he was busy with errands. Later, in a casual conversation with my friend, she opened up her phone to show me pictures of her fishing with my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2020 05:02

Today, I never wanted a wife, so of course I got married. I never wanted kids, so of course my unwanted wife insisted we have two. My mother-in-law, who I wish daily would get hit by a bus, just got hired at my workplace. My only pleasure in life is fishing and my kids just broke my only rod. FML

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Monday 27 May 2013 9:49

Who the **** makes their husband cry in public?

woainishamu 21

Monday 27 May 2013 9:47

If he cries over his dick size, he needs to learn to grow up.

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DanqGirlxoxo 13

Monday 27 May 2013 17:11

Size DOES matter in this case.

Omniprism 14

Monday 27 May 2013 17:27

The wife sounds like a bitch. Poor guy. Also it wasn't your fault for her comment and shouldn't have been complained about.

summerguy97 16

Monday 27 May 2013 17:29

That may be true, but you aren't gonna get anywhere soon with a dingy. And surely, you wouldn't want a the Titanic crashing into your harbor.

davincidasecond 24

Monday 27 May 2013 17:46

Honestly complaining about a man's dick size is as bad as complaining about a woman's weight or breast size. It's something you talk about in private if you have such a huge issue with it, but not something to air out in public. Joking or not, it's pretty damn embarrassing. Still it's not your fault OP, some people don't mean to laugh at jokes like that, however cruel they may be. I know that from experience since I've done it too many times ...

sniknakh 5

Monday 27 May 2013 17:51

Not your problem.

ohioain 18

Monday 27 May 2013 18:24

I Hate small penises ):

Jirekianu2 19

Monday 27 May 2013 19:05

And some people hate certain breast sizes or the look of a ******. How would you feel if a guy saw your body and said "ew" or laughed and walked away?

girlbye23 15

Monday 27 May 2013 18:25

His fault for not handling a joke. He should have came up with a comeback.

Jirekianu2 19

Monday 27 May 2013 19:03

I wonder how many people here would be frothing mad if the situation was reversed. What if he made a "wind tunnel" joke about his wife's ****** and she got upset. I think a lot of people mocking the guy here. Who are saying he's oversensitive wouldn't even think to say that in the reverse case.