Gross, Roommate and Miscellaneous: Gambling is harmful

Gambling is harmful

By stink - 04/09/2010 00:11

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

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Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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By megatron - 16/03/2016 17:04 - United States - Naperville

Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML

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By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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Saturday 4 September 2010 9:23

Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)

TheLuckyBike 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:19

5 bucks can buy him soap

Comments

sammieheart 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 14:48

just bet him ten dollars something different.....

Mauskau 35

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:09

throw stuff over him so he'll want to wash

aRm95 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:13

wow what an idiot

bennyboy111 7

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:00

it'd b worse if it were ur gf or bf

internetwhore 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:04

LMFAO. what a fagget.

WickedWendigoX 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:37

that's gross.. he'll be looking like a bum on the streets :/

megamandude455 10

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:56

I've not showered for way longer than that

lovesteph3523 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:57

Just give him 5 bucks to call off the bet. It's as simple as that.

LOLSWAT 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:05

its a simple dirty man bet. calm the **** down. its not about the cash its about willpower.

shadowskater 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:15

just give him 5 bucks (for the lost bet) and pay him another 10 to take a shower

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