Gross, Roommate and Miscellaneous: Gambling is harmful

Gambling is harmful

By stink - 04/09/2010 00:11

Today, my roommate informed me that he took a bet to not shower or bathe until Christmas. The bet is for five bucks. FML

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You deserved it 2 758

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2019 01:00

Today, while watching TV in my dorm, I clearly heard my roommate yell to someone proudly, "I've only taken a shower 4 or 5 times since I've been here." He's been my roommate for four months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 913

You deserved it 191

Who are these people ?

By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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You deserved it 137

By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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You deserved it 231

By megatron - 16/03/2016 17:04 - United States - Naperville

Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML

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You deserved it 1 584

By Georgia - 13/05/2011 01:02

Today, my boyfriend turned down a shower with me because he didn't want to get his hair wet. FML

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You deserved it 6 063

By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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You deserved it 4 815

By SinkyBalls - 30/08/2011 03:56 - Canada

Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML

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You deserved it 2 816

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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You deserved it 179

By I hate nasty people - 05/04/2012 16:18 - United States - South Bend

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 843

You deserved it 2 178

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

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You deserved it 4 944

lol_ironic_life 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:23

Pay him $10 to break his bet? :)

TheLuckyBike 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 9:19

5 bucks can buy him soap

Comments

chelliejellie10 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:00

Eww **** your life I'm sorry dude.

gt23n3 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:00

so give him 10 bucks. 5 to guve to the guy he bet with and another 5 for himself. if it bothers you so much I mean.

Thalymor 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:20

Agreed. Tell him you'll give him 10 if he can take a shower every day until Christmas.

JessAmmyy_ 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:03

staankeeyyyy

Arsonnist 3

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:04

Which genius came up with this brilliant idea? You can probably get him to do a lot of stupid things for $1.

smileygirl1234 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:04

haha thats disgusting!

oshi16toofly 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:05

that's so sick! I wouldn't go near him til he took a bathe.

Loofah_fml 1

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:10

is your name Brianna?

Kanvis78 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:11

YDI for making that bet with Him!

04VWR32 6

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:20

bummer buddy

SkullCanddi 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:21

As A Wise Old Man Once Said...Stop Bein Nasty!!!

thor89 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:37

awesome pic

ohthebloodygore 16

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:42

Do You Have To Type Like This?

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Today, I saw some servicemen sitting outside a café, and I went over to thank them for their service. They waited till after I was done shaking their hands before they told me that they were just actors on their lunch break. FML

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Today, I put my sexiest lingerie on, lit candles, put some sensual music on, and got my bed ready to surprise my boyfriend when he came home. I positioned myself in the sexiest pose possible. He came home and didn't come in my room for twenty minutes because of a football game. FML

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Today, I kissed my girlfriend and she tasted like a cigarette. I don't smoke. She doesn't smoke. My roommate does. FML

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You deserved it 3 485

Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML

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Today, I realized that I'm so lonely I can no longer whack off without bursting into tears and crying like a little bitch. FML

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