Health, Family, Alcohol and Drunk: Genetic test

Genetic test

By Anonymous - 12/10/2021 02:00

Today, it's not fair: I’ve seen my twin brother drink 2 full bottles of whiskey without getting more than tipsy, then go to work the next day completely fine on only 2 hours sleep, meanwhile I get completely trashed if I have more than 3 normal pints and take days to recover from the hangover. FML

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You deserved it 330

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2023 22:00

Today, my brother was going to get some drinks for a party we were going to. After getting the drinks, he ended up leaving me at home while he went and got drunk like never before. FML

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You deserved it 101

By always-the-responsible-one - 03/01/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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You deserved it 3 111

On the wagon

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 16:01 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, it's been almost a week since I returned from my vacation to Ireland. Before I rarely drank. Now I'm pretty sure I'm an alcoholic. You might think I'm joking, but I've woken up hungover every day since I landed there. I basically paid to kill my liver and become AA's next poster child. FML

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You deserved it 17 607

By meh - 17/01/2018 09:00 - United States - Dublin

Today, after drinking myself to an oblivion, I awoke with a massive hangover. I didn’t want to go to work, but every excuse I came up with in my head screamed of alcoholics. When I arrived, my boss asked me why I was there. It was my day off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 005

You deserved it 4 874

By Anonymous - 30/04/2017 12:00

Today, after two months of being teased by my friends for getting wasted and passing out from only one shot, I learned that I wasn't actually too weak to handle the alcohol. My "friends" had secretly laced my drink with sleeping pills. They're now teasing me for believing them. FML

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You deserved it 495

Dysfunctionally functional

By Anonymous - 21/05/2024 10:00 - United States - Collegeville

Today, a coworker confided in me that he’s taking a leave of absence to get treatment for alcoholism. I feel for him, but I’m also incredibly jealous. He’s better at our job while drunk than I am while sober. FML

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You deserved it 192

Can't handle it

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 14:01 - Germany

Today, I feel hung over. Don’t feel up to anything except slouching on the sofa, nursing my headache. Must have been one hell of a party, lots of booze, right? Actually, all I did was go to bed at 11:30 last night, instead of my usual 8.30. FML

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You deserved it 171

By anonymous - 12/12/2014 01:17 - United States - Gainesville

Today, I noticed that I'm way more productive when I'm drinking than when I'm not. I think I just figured out why I'm related to so many alcoholics. FML

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You deserved it 3 462

Gross, dudes!

By notsick - 17/03/2019 22:00

Today, my roommate invited her brother over to drink. Neither can handle their drink and her brother is a sympathy spewer. He’s not my guest but I had to clean up vomit until 4 in the morning. FML

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You deserved it 214

Hair of the dog

By shartface12 - 06/06/2014 22:01 - United States - San Jose

Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML

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You deserved it 43 645

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 October 2021 3:20

Your brother is a high-functioning alcoholic. It's probably taken decades of consistently consuming lots of alcohol to develop that "skill." You react like a normal human to drinking too much. Why are you envious of him?

jobekka 20

Tuesday 12 October 2021 2:13

he wasn't fine, he was still drunk.

Comments

jobekka 20

Tuesday 12 October 2021 2:13

he wasn't fine, he was still drunk.

ElijahAsh 14

Tuesday 12 October 2021 3:11

You need to practice more like your twin

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 12 October 2021 3:20

Darthbane2007 17

Tuesday 12 October 2021 3:39

So you are mad you aren't a functioning alcoholic?

2deployments1divorce 11

Tuesday 12 October 2021 4:23

Your brother does cocaine

mccuish 25

Tuesday 12 October 2021 7:45

I know that feeling. It takes more 3 pints to feel tipsy

MovieFreak1978 11

Tuesday 12 October 2021 10:33

well I'm sure his liver isn't fine. why to much

Justkidding100 41

Monday 19 June 2023 20:59

the only thing that prevents you from getting drunk is a high tolerance which is not enviable. the only thing to avoid a hangover is drink water during your binging, that or hair of the dog which is probably what your brother does...