When nature calls

By ClaraB - 11/10/2021 23:01

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in a bathroom stall. Someone’s little brat had to come in and peek under the stall. She yelled, "Mommy there are two naked people in here!" Her mother bitched us out for, “ruining her daughter’s innocence." The cops were called. FML
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Nebraskawreck 19

stop having sex in public. not only is it gross but everyone else that could become "involved" by you know needing to pee didnt consent to be part of that. i hope both of you get charged.

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RichardPencil 30

I thought the thrill of having sex in such a disgusting, awkward place was the prospect of getting caught. Yay! You got the thrill! Doesn't seem so sexy to me. Does it still seem so to you?

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Nebraskawreck 19

stop having sex in public. not only is it gross but everyone else that could become "involved" by you know needing to pee didnt consent to be part of that. i hope both of you get charged.

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RichardPencil 30

I thought the thrill of having sex in such a disgusting, awkward place was the prospect of getting caught. Yay! You got the thrill! Doesn't seem so sexy to me. Does it still seem so to you?

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Brightside86 30

It's funny I remember being into that in my teens and mid 20s...though now I recognize it's legitimately a crime, and if charged every got pressed your gonna have a real bad time.

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RichardPencil 30

I just figured with my luck, I'd be going at it and someone in the next stall would be taking a massive dump with lots of farting and grunting.

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LovelyMe1222 6

It is still illegal but the little girl also should've been taught not to look under stalls. Lol. Live and learn

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shortiesept 9

You’re both fkin disgusting

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RichardPencil 30

At a site called **** My Life, there's no need to camouflage the f-word. You can go ahead and write out "*******" or "******'" as you see fit. ****, yeah!

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Aurora25 29

hope your "boyfriend" paid you

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rpy13 11

You can’t seriously think you’re going to find sympathy?? Omg 🤣

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rpy13 11

You can’t seriously think you’re going to find sympathy?? Omg 🤣

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Scrappy the Cat 5

Not only are you a disgusting human. But you're likely to be on a sex offender list. Hope that quickie was worth it. Moron.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

So the kid is a brat for catching you doing the nasty in a similarly nasty place? Seems legit. /sarcasm

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