Kids: Get back here!

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By ireallylikecats - 22/04/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML

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By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML

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By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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Nice day for a walk

By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, I waved at a baby in a stroller whilst walking past a pub's beer garden. The baby didn't wave back. Instead, the 'mum' turned around and said, 'Why are you waving at my bag?' I then realised that it wasn't a baby stroller, just a big purse with a blanket over it. FML

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Stranger danger!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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By Scaryman - 21/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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ninjaassassinguy 17

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:38

What a great fake parent

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:41

Plot twist, the grown men were fighting you for the baby doll

Comments

WasabiG 11

Wednesday 22 April 2015 18:12

The two men were only trying to do whats right. Hopefully you guys sorted it out, best of wishes!

ItsDutch 16

Wednesday 22 April 2015 21:56

I agree. It sucks OP got attacked from the misunderstanding, but the two men were just doing what they though was the right thing in this situation.

bluefairy_fml 24

Wednesday 22 April 2015 18:23

Wtf why would a grown woman walk with a baby doll in a stroller? And why would she leave it behind? So weird. Sorry you got caught in that mess.

munchly 17

Wednesday 22 April 2015 18:41

At least you saved the doll :P

NickEd 11

Wednesday 22 April 2015 18:43

Probably for a YouTube video

Joshawott 21

Wednesday 22 April 2015 18:54

Next time just call out to them?

ItsDutch 16

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:06

Call them out for trying to protect what they thought was a kid?

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 23 April 2015 1:22

Misread your comment, my bad.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 22 April 2015 19:11

I wonder if that was for one of those "What would you do" type shows.

zarrganaut 17

Wednesday 22 April 2015 19:23

At least you were trying to help. People are so quick to judge.

mine___turtles10 13

Wednesday 22 April 2015 19:28

I'm sure the attackers are as confused as you are

Sklinetobe88 11

Wednesday 22 April 2015 19:53

Stop worrying about other people's little monsters, not your job. Ydi

Brightbulb 39

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:05

good parents can get distracted at times, also if you saw a small child wandering alone and do NOTHING you are the monster. it takes a village to raise a child. they are little humans, but not little adults.

FMLusername969 21

Thursday 23 April 2015 7:20

#40 Are you honestly advising OP to not worry about the welfare of a helpless child? You should be VERY embarrassed for yourself and I sincerely doubt anyone in their right mind would take your advice.