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By ireallylikecats - 22/04/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I saw a lady with a stroller in the park. She stopped at the water fountain and got a drink, then left without her baby. I ran to the stroller and started rolling it after her. Two grown men attacked me, accusing me of trying to steal said baby. Turns out it was a baby doll. FML

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By Parusu - 13/02/2014 00:52 - United States - Orlando

Today, a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone, I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl, claiming, "I did it for the Vine!" FML

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By failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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Nice day for a walk

By Anonymous - 06/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Exeter

Today, I waved at a baby in a stroller whilst walking past a pub's beer garden. The baby didn't wave back. Instead, the 'mum' turned around and said, 'Why are you waving at my bag?' I then realised that it wasn't a baby stroller, just a big purse with a blanket over it. FML

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Stranger danger!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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Opportunist

By Tmo - 12/08/2023 08:00

Today, I saw a toddler bolt in a parking lot. Since he was running towards the road behind me, I scooped him up to hand off to his mother. She shrieked, snatched him from my hands, and sprayed me with mace. While I was writhing in pain, some punk kid lifted my wallet and phone. FML

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Baby steps

By Anonymous - 24/08/2018 13:00

Today, my class got baby dolls for the week to teach us how to be good parents. After school, I went to the store with my mom with the baby doll. When I got home, I realized that I left the baby doll in a shopping cart. FML

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By ssydneyy - 17/07/2012 19:47 - United States - Lakewood

Today, I was working as a character at an amusement park. I was walking with another character and we went over to a baby girl. She smiled and laughed at my co-worker. When she saw me, she started screaming and crying. FML

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Paranoid much?

By Anonymous - 14/10/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I got pushed around by several suspicious mothers in a playground. I just wanted to sit down and rest my feet while I waited for my wife to finish her shopping across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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By Scaryman - 21/02/2010 00:03 - United States

Today, I was sitting down in a store when a stroller stopped by me. While the parents were fixing the strap, the baby looked at me, gasped, looked at me again, gasped, and then screamed. Ten minutes later, another baby looked at me and screamed. My face scares babies. FML

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ninjaassassinguy 17

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:38

What a great fake parent

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 22 April 2015 17:41

Plot twist, the grown men were fighting you for the baby doll

Comments

vikky538 28

Wednesday 22 April 2015 20:45

Was it some kind of prank?

jamess2015 12

Wednesday 22 April 2015 21:51

That's just weird

coldasfire 23

Wednesday 22 April 2015 21:54

It was probably one of those social experiments on vuoutube

coldasfire 23

Thursday 23 April 2015 4:13

YouTube*

shiny_shipper 28

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:07

Maybe it was a social experiment?

kristergirl 13

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:20

what the Hell?!?!

Gillett 23

Wednesday 22 April 2015 22:47

Its sad that you can't do something good without being accused of being a criminal. That's why i say **** everybody. i don't do anything for anyone anymore.

myanichole 22

Wednesday 22 April 2015 23:34

Sounds like one of those shows where people do things normal stupid people do, to get reactions.

EclipseCandy6 24

Wednesday 22 April 2015 23:59

I feel like Chris Hansen is behind this one

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 23 April 2015 0:10

1. The woman is a dealer and the drugs are stashed in the doll or pram. 2. The two men are the buyers of said drugs, no naturally upset when OP tries to steal it. 3. While the woman was having a drink she was really collecting payment of said drugs which was hidden underneath.

EarlFug 19

Thursday 23 April 2015 1:55

4. The doll threatened her, and she ran

Drosophila82 18

Thursday 23 April 2015 5:18

The fact that she's a lady should have tipped you off. Men are better at forgetting toddlers and infants in strollers, cars, parks, in tubs etc... . Women especially moms usually fail to do so. That's why men are the superior gender... (I'm being sarcastic, feminists with pitchforks and torches)

Astrum14 24

Thursday 23 April 2015 19:35

You're doing a disservice to men and women both with that claim. Forgetfulness doesn't care about your gender. I'm a woman and if I had a baby, I'd forget it somewhere on the first day.

Tonisha1989 11

Thursday 23 April 2015 20:05

Exactly. My sister totally forgot my niece once for a second in the car. That was her first child and was getting use to having someone else to look after.