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By justhereforlaughs - 12/09/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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By oww - 05/04/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

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By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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Too late

By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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By lifesuck - 19/09/2010 14:11 - United States

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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Bad boy

By tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:04

Save the Earth.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:03

Something is wrong with the OP's eyes :)

Comments

flamminbunny 2

Wednesday 14 September 2011 4:02

lmao this made my day

canadagirl12 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:24

that fuckinnng succkkksss !!!!!

kcraw1215 4

Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:57

How do you know it was a trash bag when you said you completely lost sight of the "hat" and returned to your little brother wearing his hat?

TheCRBrown 8

Wednesday 14 September 2011 12:15

Should've gone to Specsavers...

skittles0496 0

Wednesday 14 September 2011 20:35

Ever thought about glasses ?

thirteen1313 1

Thursday 15 September 2011 3:05

Lmao!! I literally just LOLed

DannyJDC 2

Thursday 15 September 2011 4:13

How do u confuse a hat with a trash bag??? -_-

Evii_fml 5

Saturday 17 September 2011 2:49

Hahaha I literally LOL'd when I read this! LMFAO

AhmandahAnarchy 5

Sunday 18 September 2011 8:35

hahaha, omg that would suck. i seriously laughed when i read this and dropped my phone (luckily on the bed)

NoahCOD24 5

Tuesday 20 September 2011 2:23

That is ******* hilarious

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