Embarrassing, Clothes, Awkward and beach: Get back here - FML

Get back here

By justhereforlaughs - 12/09/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

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That's one expensive hat

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I went off-roading with a group of people. I'd been to wearing a $250 hat while my brother was driving at least 60mph in the dirt, it flew off my head. When I returned to go retrieve it, someone had taken it. FML

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By oww - 05/04/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

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By gumpy - 25/02/2011 20:37 - United States

Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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By embarrassed - 19/12/2014 19:24 - United States

Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML

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Too late

By Boyufd - 15/10/2019 02:00

Today, I bought a replacement ID after weeks looking for my old one and not finding it. When I got home, my brother said he'd found my ID. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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By lifesuck - 19/09/2010 14:11 - United States

Today, while at a local river, I had been pulled underwater by a very fast and strong current. While fighting for my life, I had let go of my sandals so I could pull myself up. After explaining to my mom what had happened to me, her response was "YOU LOST YOUR SANDALS!?" FML

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It's called fashion Susan, look it up

By Anonymous - 16/07/2020 23:01

Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML

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Bad boy

By tatortot7707 - 13/01/2011 04:42 - United States

Today, when I went to pick my kid up from daycare, I found out that he had run away. The rest of my afternoon consisted of me screaming his name, looking for him. I then returned to the daycare center. He thought it would be funny if he hid in the trash. FML

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Wigging out

By Stacey Halvorson - 19/07/2021 04:01

Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML

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Top comments

Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:04

Save the Earth.

mea_iloveskiing 26

Tuesday 13 September 2011 9:03

Something is wrong with the OP's eyes :)

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xXNickiiBabyXx 11

Monday 21 November 2011 10:20

hahahha epic fail :p

medussa1 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 0:16

She didn't deserve it. She was trying to help her little brother

sirdanielson 5

Monday 23 April 2012 11:25

all of these stories/incidents that "OP" posts are f-ing lies just 4 attention, OP..YOU NEED A LIFE! whoever you are wit your fake shit!

anyav3 13

Wednesday 5 September 2012 5:03

Aww, what a nice sister

jaylo1999 4

Friday 23 November 2012 7:38

Not cool bro!

dzotz123 5

Thursday 27 December 2012 3:38

Sounds like Oregon!

Brianaswan 0

Sunday 6 January 2013 22:24

What color was the garbage bag? Did it match his hat?

crystalxa 35

Tuesday 24 September 2013 22:41

Nothing like a good run on the beach!

turdwrangler 18

Tuesday 26 April 2016 8:25

I see your from Oregon, would this be near Brookings or Gold Beach or any along the Oregon coast come to think of it.

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