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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 01:07 - United States

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Vince - 09/12/2011 19:38 - Canada

Today, I was cuddling up on the couch with my girlfriend, when my drunken mother walked in the room, slurred out, "Room for one more?" and leaped on top of us. FML

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By Ohkourt - 20/04/2020 05:00

Today, I woke up only to find my half-naked drunk mother in my living room, talking in her sleep about how much she hates me. She still doesn't see what's wrong with this picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By hannahlorraine - 25/11/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 12 February 2010 16:15

"If you see a man or woman running down the street at full speed completely naked and in terror, run with that person because you have no idea what is coming from the other direction."

Gidget772001 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:01

she's crazy!!!

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dragonwarrior 3

Friday 12 February 2010 18:58

This is absolutely hilarious! I would have loved to have seen it! FYL

moogie0221 3

Friday 12 February 2010 19:06

Video would have been good . Hello AFV give me my money.

Twi_lover_EC 6

Friday 12 February 2010 19:10

lmao! This is hilarious!...But how often does your mom get drunk?

MiiSzjDM 7

Friday 12 February 2010 19:50

she buggin bug time

flyer_fan13 0

Friday 12 February 2010 19:52

yikes... someone lives in the crazy house

R3kli3 10

Friday 12 February 2010 19:53

wow she's was really drunk then...lol

nofxtime 0

Friday 12 February 2010 20:36

I like your mom's style, my kind of lady.

pandabear90 0

Friday 12 February 2010 20:39

how embarrasing it must be to have a lowlife drunk for a mother

noobgang7 5

Friday 12 February 2010 20:57

hahahahah this made me lol but damn fyl, that's embarrassing for you and the rest of your family

Fabby_fml 2

Friday 12 February 2010 21:00

Whether or not your mom needs help depends entirely on whether or not she looks good running down the street naked.

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