GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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yaaypenguinss 1

Holy **** I know how u feel!! butterflies scare the shit outta me too. My friends find it funny and laugh though...but they are terrible MONSTERS

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katarina956 0

Butterflies scare the crap out of me too. Once my cousin shoved me into one at the zoo and people watched as I frantically tried to swat it away while screaming =P

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joshuabaker1 3

you didnt deserv it but who the hell ia scared of butterflies?

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mknight789 0

How the hell are you scared shitless of butterflies???

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Chixken 6

I'm with you... Butterflies are scary :(

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sorrowevicteon 9

Entertainment for everyone... But you. Butterflies are one pansy closer to world domination... And I don't mean flowers.

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EffYoLife 14

First graders are 6 years old. Butterflies are the least of your worries, genius!

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indie_child 0

and here I thought I was the only one who's terrified of butterflies!

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aperfectxdeath 3

It seems you have a severe case of being a little bitch. I'm going to prescribe you a large dose of man the **** up.

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