GET IT AWAY FROM ME!

By mottephobe - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10

This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.

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Sinkhole 26

242 - Apparently, the fear of long words is very common, especially on this site, that's why there are so many people saying "win", "wimp", "loser", "pussy" and so on. My favourite is agateophobia, the fear of insanity, that phobia must make people insane.

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ChicoTheFreako 0

a 2nd grade class you say? then they were six year olds. the six year olds laughed at you.lol. butterflys are weird and gross but geez....

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trappedinthevoid 0

butterflies? at least be afraid of something that can injure you in some way...

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hondachick 0

-that sucks on the bright side those kids will never forget u

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koalabearmiracle 0

butterflies scare mr terribly to!

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SceneRaver 0

wow you are such a pussy!

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zachhi14 0

you afraid of butterflies???

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iztherainbow 0

YDI for being a pussy, seriously I don't like insects either but come on, a butterfly?

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