Embarrassing, Phobias and Work: Get it off!

Get it off!

By chocofreak - 10/05/2009 10:23 - United States

Today, I work at a chocolate factory on the sanitation shift. I was under a machine cleaning and a spider fell on me. I started freaking out and a coworker thought I got caught in the moving parts and frantically pulled me out and alerted my boss. Turns out it was just a piece of caramel. FML

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You deserved it 44 963

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2018 12:00

Today, while I was fitting a new fuse box, a giant spider tried to eat my fingers. As I pulled away, I touched the exposed wires. I woke up flat on my back to the customer slapping my face, burnt fingers, and bruises everywhere. I had also peed and shit myself. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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The ruling class wins again

By jcrb - 03/09/2021 10:59

Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML

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You deserved it 189

Happy meal

By ollierocks96 - 17/12/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I was eating lunch outside with my friends, when a spider fell on one guy's back. I glanced at it and opened my mouth to warn him when another guy flicked it and it went into my mouth. I can still taste it. FML

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By mary - 21/02/2012 15:33 - Australia

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

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By mcmanager - 11/08/2014 14:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my job as a fast food manager, I saw one of my employees "trying to pick the bugs out" of our cookies. They were the raisins in them. FML

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You deserved it 3 611

Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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You deserved it 160

By Heyme - 09/12/2008 13:50 - France

Today, I was working and eating. I was so tired that I bit into my pen and smeared my chocolate-filled pastry on my exercise book. FML

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By TexasGirl24 - 10/09/2016 12:51 - United States - Houston

Today, I was making a shake at work when the cup fell off the blender. I went to catch it, and instead caught the teeth of the still-spinning mixer. When my hand was still bleeding five minutes later, my supervisor told me to clock out until it stopped. I lost money for getting hurt on the job. FML

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You deserved it 1 223

Do not feed the workers

By Kellz - 20/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, at work, I tried to sneakily open a bag of chips I had hidden in my desk drawer. The bag decided to explode as soon as I tore it open, sending chips flying everywhere. My boss chose that exact moment to walk by and saw me on the floor, frantically picking up chips. FML

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You deserved it 404

ilikesexyparties 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:12

aw, at least you have a sweet coworker

MmmHotWaffles 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 16:14

so..is the caramel alright?

Comments

Occam 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 18:55

You work in CHOCOLATE FACTORY? And you think your life is ******?!

SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:05

Yeah... My teacher said she used to work at a factory that made chocolate-covered cherries and someone actually died by falling into the vat of chocolate. I'm not sure how that applies here, but still, it's an interesting story. Uhm... I guess I can side with you. I hate spiders, and I usually flip out when I think one is on me, even if it isn't a spider (like a hair that fell out, for instance). But I don't know if this is really a FYL. It's definitely not a YDI though...

ayenii 14

Saturday 27 October 2018 0:37

Chocolate-covered corpses. Yum. Or corpse flavored chocolate?

AnaMaree 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:35

God you're an idiot.

jamblasticus 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:39

I have to agree with AnaMaree, you are incredibly idiotic.

showwstopper 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 19:44

and you thougght that was an fml whyy ?

lilacwords 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 20:13

I want your job. But, not an FML, I think the OP was just bragging about their job.

DearlyBeloved 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:29

I hope you're a girl.

ButterFly_16 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:33

Don't feel bad I'm really scared of spiders too :( But WOW!

Phoenix_GAD 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:38

LOL 6!!! and i feel for ya. i am TERRIFIED of spiders.. i think it goes way past the point of being a phobia.. o_O

cselby 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:54

ahah are you really that scared of spiders? i mean they really aren't out to hurt you and there like 50x smaller than you. i woulda just flicked that shit off..but nonetheless. YDI.