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By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By XxMe123xx - 19/08/2010 00:51 - France

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, when my boyfriend came over he was on his phone. We spent about 15 minutes together before having sex, then he made a phone call and said he had to leave. I could hear him from my window apologising to his coworker because he “just had to do something real quick but was now free to talk again.” FML

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By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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By automaticfail_00 - 17/06/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my best friend who lives out of town. He was strangely quiet. Later that day I asked him why he didn't talk much. He admitted he was jacking off to the sound of my voice. FML

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By whoawhoawhoa - 28/12/2010 22:04 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML

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Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

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By Whoops - 28/01/2010 20:21 - France

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a make-out session in the backseat of his car, when we heard a voice coming from his pants. Who did he pocket dial? My house. At midnight, when I was supposed to be home. FML

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By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth

Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML

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Tripartita 44

Friday 22 April 2016 7:56

As others have suggested, he might've been watching a video. My **** always rings the doorbell before I watch it.

neawalkerthebear 15

Friday 22 April 2016 7:42

So I hope that's now your ex-boyfriend. I'm so sorry OP you deserve someone who isn't a cheater.

Comments

rustybucket 24

Friday 22 April 2016 8:12

If she was so obviously faking, he must suck. So on the bright side you don't have to suffer through bad sex anymore!

Fmelikeuhateme 24

Saturday 23 April 2016 3:40

Or he doesn't suck at all, and that's why she faked it e.e

GhostFox 33

Friday 22 April 2016 8:20

The fact people think that the girl taking her orgasms will somehow be a punishment for the cheating boyfriend is ridiculous. Most men don't need for their partner to get off for them to get off, and someone who is cheating probably doesn't care if their partner gets off. Hell, I've met more than a few guys who not only don't care if their partner gets off, but don't bother to even try to bring them to ******. It wouldn't be all that surprising if the (hopefully ex-)boyfriend basically uses the girl(s) he cheats on OP with as fancy blow up dolls. He obviously already thinks that peoples' trust and emotions are toys. Maybe I'm just jaded from the amount of guys in my age group who would brag about how they didn't bring their girlfriend to ****** back when I was in high school.

SecundusSecunda 27

Friday 22 April 2016 8:46

That's so weird, in my high school guys would always brag about making girls ****** Seeing as to how not making one ******, or not being able to, was seen as something that made one less of a man

Mauskau 35

Friday 22 April 2016 9:08

There are way too many guys that will only care about their own ******, my ex was atrocious for it. Once he was done, that was it, he'd step away and leave me to deal with the mess. Three years and he didn't even try to finish me once. I was convinced I couldn't be finished by someone else and then after we broke up and I started seeing other people I realised he was actually just terrible. Some of the others did the same thing. But now I know what it should be like, I don't think I'll let myself get into that situation again.

brenton490 19

Friday 22 April 2016 11:33

Well did you try to talk to said ex? If you did then that sucks. If not then that's kind of your fault in a way. Communication is important in a relationship and during sex.

heavenlyassbutt 11

Friday 22 April 2016 10:59

Cheaters are the worst. If you don't want someone let me go, you wasting your time and their's and that's also very childish. In this day and age there are too many std's to cheat. Drop him and get checked. Good luck on finding some better.