Family, Weird, Awkward and Money: Get it?

Get it?

By Jessica - 08/07/2011 00:58 - Australia

Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 691

You deserved it 3 149

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 811

You deserved it 5 591

Mystery

By Sarraahh - 19/04/2020 05:00 - Canada

Today, my 65-year-old grandmother called and asked me to tell my boyfriend that she was flattered, but she's happily married. I have no idea what she was talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 047

You deserved it 186

By anon - 01/02/2016 16:37 - United States

Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 808

You deserved it 1 707

Awkward

By NotTilly - 10/03/2010 14:54 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's extended family. His grandpa was apparently senile, as he kept calling me "Tilly" and asking me to dance. His relatives thought this hilarious and busted out the video camera. Later, I learned his grandpa is not senile at all - the family was playing a joke on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 228

You deserved it 4 234

By mandie - 13/11/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 460

You deserved it 2 539

By itsjustemcee - 02/02/2016 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years and I went to visit my 85 year-old grandmother at the hospital. While I went to the restroom, she apparently told him about a guy I was seeing on the side. I have no idea who she's talking about and my boyfriend refuses to talk to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 575

You deserved it 1 621

By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 846

You deserved it 5 184

By Anonymous - 24/08/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and his parents met my family. My grandpa thought it would be funny to walk around with a realistic gun and make references about being in the mafia. The rest of my family went along with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 504

You deserved it 5 412

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 033

You deserved it 4 783

You can't hurry love

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:18 - United States

Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 334

You deserved it 4 063

danaloren 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:49

just hope she dies first (:

youliketacos 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:50

Old people, they say the darnest things!

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cynide 13

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

can you spell Monster in law?

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Friday 8 July 2011 5:56

*copies off of your comment* Yes! :D

MrSassypants 32

Friday 8 July 2011 6:36

15 I viewed your profile and you have 0 comments... O_o *in Shaggy's voice from Scooby-doo* like this is some freaky shit man!

swittig 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:52

^explain this bullshit!

katynkayy 0

Friday 8 July 2011 9:18

FREAKY. O.o

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Friday 8 July 2011 14:35

Yeah I don't know why it says that, I've been on FML for awhile O_o

lilmisslovely13 15

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

ahaha!!! that's really funny and this made my day!!!!!!!

jillianmathers12 13

Friday 8 July 2011 5:55

Over protective much?!

jacob4848 4

Friday 8 July 2011 5:56

Got to love the crazy old people.

txgirl2013 14

Friday 8 July 2011 5:57

Cranky Old people are so cute

MrSexyPants 14

Friday 8 July 2011 6:52

And so is that kitty. :D

Jacobt24 19

Friday 8 July 2011 8:08

I thought it was a fox?

mk58 31

Friday 8 July 2011 6:00

Oh they're sophisticated alright. *eye roll*

SteelCladAngel 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:47

that's just what I was thinking

emsiti 6

Friday 8 July 2011 6:00

she wants her bingo money!

Brittnaahh 3

Friday 8 July 2011 6:06

wtf? o.o

franceypants 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:06

... talk about "cute old ladies" !!

cdabomm326 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:06

she means business. Well now you know he's got an amount worth protecting. ;)

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Today, I had planned a pig eye dissection with my students. I didn’t think it was possible to have a student stupid enough to swallow the lens. Now I do. FML

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Today, I found out my sex-ed teacher from high school was married and had her first child while she herself was still in high school. Looks like she didn't pay enough attention in sex-ed. FML

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Today, I wanted to spend some time with my daughter, since I work all the time and hardly ever get time off. She wanted to play Minecraft, so played it with her. Have you ever been killed over and over in a video game by an 8 year-old? I have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 733

You deserved it 299

Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML

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You deserved it 3 712

Today, I watched from my office window as a couple maneuvered their car to squash a dead pigeon flat on the road. I then watched as they got out of the car, set up tripods and started taking photos of it. FML

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Get it?

Same thing different taste

Mystery

Awkward

You can't hurry love

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