Customers, Weird, Restaurants and Work: Get me the manager

Get me the manager

By Diachronic - 12/09/2014 08:05 - United States - Lewiston

Today, at the restaurant where I work, a guest choked on a bone from her crosscut ribs. She asked me to bring the manager over, so I did. When he got there, she complained that the bone could have seriously injured her, and we should be more careful of where we put the bones in the ribs. FML

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Heimlich

By Macdaddy - 05/12/2008 12:49 - France

Today, I attended my first meeting with my bosses. For lunch we went to a restaurant. I choked on a piece of meat and couldn't breathe anymore. I had to take that piece of meat out of my throat with my fingers, and then put it back on my plate all chewed up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2011 12:53 - United States

Today, I had a violent coughing fit while at the store, which caused a lady to think I was choking, grab me from behind and start doing the Heimlich maneuver incorrectly. She broke two of my ribs. FML

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Ouchie

By shadowednavi - 26/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, one of the guests I was in the middle of seating knocked an empty wine glass from the table. I assured them it was all right, and kneeled down to pick up the now broken glass. The lady insisted on helping, as far as picking the glass up and dumping the shards into my open hands. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald

Today, I came back to my dormitory after a long shift at work. After using the toilet, I looked at myself in the mirror, only to find a huge piece of food stuck between my front teeth. I work at one of the fanciest restaurants in town; nobody bothered to tell me anything. FML

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Ewwww, gross

By Tancred - 15/09/2011 07:36 - Canada

Today, at my job serving, I went to clear the plates when a guy said, "Hold on a second." Thinking he wasn't quite finished, I went to put the plate back. He then reached into his mouth, pulled out a dark brown object and threw it on the plate. It was a rotten tooth. I almost puked. FML

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Emergency

By swaiteATC - 28/07/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I was sitting in the break room at work eating lunch when I started to choke. My face turned red and tears began welling up in my eyes. Two of my coworkers were there. They began to argue over who would have to give me the Heimlich maneuver rather than helping. FML

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By fuckthisandfuckthatandfuckyoutoo - 28/07/2013 16:23 - United States

Today, I was preparing a customer's meal in my restaurant's kitchen, when I choked on my own saliva and went into a coughing fit. The head chef, who's always hated my guts, accused me of trying to hock a loogie into the meal and fired me on the spot. FML

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By hadrienne's pall - 13/05/2016 19:25 - Canada - Markham

Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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baseballbv 17

Friday 12 September 2014 17:25

It's sad that these people exist. Thank goodness for natural selection.

Synoptical 10

Friday 12 September 2014 17:27

People like that are why we can't have nice things.

Comments

Rodville 28

Friday 12 September 2014 17:43

There is so much safety awareness these days so people like her didn't die when they ate too many crayons. We basically bypassed natural selection.

nightbirdblue 27

Friday 12 September 2014 17:57

Plus they have children, often many as they don't understand methods to prevent that. People that don't see the problem with the pinned to the board condom picture are a good example of that.

Sakuraashita 15

Friday 12 September 2014 18:01

You literally just described the plot to the movie Idiocracy, if you haven't seen it, you'd probably like it.

Arwen_Evenstar 37

Friday 12 September 2014 23:43

Dude, spoiler alert!

Axipiter 24

Saturday 13 September 2014 2:16

Idiocracy is pretty much the scariest documentary ever... I just keep waiting for things to turn out that way. The first mention of electrolytes and I'm runnin'!

AH1Zviper 15

Friday 12 September 2014 17:45

Boy would I have a bone to pick if I was in your position OP.

Bboy_DiSpirit 21

Friday 12 September 2014 17:45

Do you work at applebees

worldclassrager 39

Friday 12 September 2014 17:50

Maybe have them more fall of the bone or maybe an option or the bones taken out for a little extra

jerryj 27

Friday 12 September 2014 18:08

Extra bonus if the additional staff member sits next to the client at the table and professionally picks the bones out in front of them.

jake_braves 25

Friday 12 September 2014 19:21

23, you just came up with a new career. Do we need a new degree for that? Let's call it "meat-bone and common sense"

devildog562 33

Friday 12 September 2014 18:09

Way to bury the bone in her throat. Very dangerous.

Tawnkat 13

Friday 12 September 2014 18:11

People that stupid should be required to get "stupid" tattoos on their foreheads...

mattiscg 22

Friday 12 September 2014 18:13

perfect example of social Darwin ism not working fast enough

olpally 32

Friday 12 September 2014 18:46

Oh for ***** sake, she's an idiot... :/ please give her back to god.

Reihna_fml 14

Friday 12 September 2014 18:55

My first thought was that this particular customer must be part of the family that thinks deer crossing signs should be moved because in some places the traffic is too heavy for the deer, and they need to cross elsewhere...