Sports and Cars: Get out of my way

Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

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Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

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Protest song

By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lockport

Today, I picked my sister up from the hospital. Apparently, she got into it with some guy who “didn’t look disabled” for parking in a handicapped spot and laid under his tires to stop him from leaving. He didn’t realize and ran her over. Now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about it. FML

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What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

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By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

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By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

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Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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Maddy121 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)

jay4who7 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)

Comments

Bekeliyr 10

Tuesday 20 September 2011 5:03

no shizz

doglover100 28

Monday 9 July 2012 4:37

She needs help

xXNerrrdXx 16

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:37

Your sister is crazy o.o

Nederlander95 14

Monday 16 September 2013 5:18

I hit fyl at first, but then rethought it. Her sister probably drove at her, knowing full well it would be avoided, and this had no intention of actually hurting her. OP, pissed, then hit the car. She is, then, at fault.

WarriorOmen 25

Saturday 6 December 2014 22:47

How can a tennis match escalate to your sister trying to kill you!?

GrapeJuice67 17

Monday 5 December 2016 4:29

It's too bad the comments section is still loading, I'm really curious about the full story on this one.

infinite Secret 3

Wednesday 26 April 2017 13:58

That's insane.

InfiniteSecret 20

Tuesday 26 September 2017 17:00

I hope you didn't

TheVampireGirl 12

Friday 24 August 2018 2:34

Damn gurl I know that feeling. When my sister lived with me (in MY HOUSE I might add) she got mad at me for asking her to do a load of dishes in the dishwasher and punched a hole in my bedroom door. I made her pay for it but my parents said I should pay for half because I "pushed her to far". Apparently asking the unemployed person to do one thing instead of sitting on her ass all day playing video games is "pushing her"