Sports and Cars: Get out of my way

Get out of my way

By toyotasmash - 07/10/2010 23:37 - United States

Today, my sister and I got into an argument at a tennis court which ended up with her trying to run me over in the parking lot. I stepped to the side and hit her door, denting it. My parents expect me to pay for the damage caused by my sister trying to kill me. FML

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You deserved it 3 553

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By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 879

You deserved it 170

By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 981

You deserved it 3 858

Leave me out of it

By Marissa Di Stefano - 05/01/2021 17:01

Today, my sister and mom were arguing. My sister was being really nasty to my mom, and decided to get nasty with me and drag me into the argument. Naturally, I got nasty back at her and we started fighting. My mom yelled at me for getting nasty with my sister, and kicked me out of the house for “being too nasty.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 894

You deserved it 209

Protest song

By Anonymous - 16/04/2024 18:00 - United States - Lockport

Today, I picked my sister up from the hospital. Apparently, she got into it with some guy who “didn’t look disabled” for parking in a handicapped spot and laid under his tires to stop him from leaving. He didn’t realize and ran her over. Now I have to listen to her bitch and moan about it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 626

You deserved it 85

What?!

By needmorelocks - 03/07/2012 05:36 - United States - Santa Paula

Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 132

You deserved it 2 786

By 282 - 29/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was sitting on my younger sister's bed while I was on my phone. She came in the room and pushed me off the bed, and I ended up slicing the skin under my eye. Now, my parents are forcing me to pay for the injury for "hanging off the bed". FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 730

You deserved it 343

By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 23:18 - United States

Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 722

You deserved it 21 318

By daRN - 02/07/2009 19:34 - Bahrain

Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML

I agree, your life sucks 75 114

You deserved it 3 088

By Kitten - 06/09/2018 03:30

Today, my sister smashed a cup on my head because I told her she couldn't borrow one of my necklaces since she lost one and stole another. I was grounded for "antagonizing" her into doing it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 397

You deserved it 171

Affectionate, huh?

By littlemiss - 10/02/2013 16:17 - Canada - Whitby

Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

Maddy121 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

Refuse to do it! And put a LOT of bleach in your sisters shampoo to make her hair get ruined :)

jay4who7 0

Friday 8 October 2010 9:10

that's messed up I'd take it to court u would win for sure :)

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TomasT 0

Friday 8 October 2010 22:24

I think 26 is close to the truth, and OP is a Drama Queen... If not, both of them are retarded...

l0lkitteh 0

Friday 8 October 2010 22:40

Okay, Serena, you have got to let your sister win some time ;D In all seriouness though FYL for having such a sister

varkey 7

Saturday 9 October 2010 1:45

What the heck? your sister tried to murder you? press charges. and don't pay the money. she probably wasn't really trying to run you over. but if she was, maybe you should've let her... it would be funny, i mean not for you because you'd be dead or seriously injured, but it would be funny to mess up your sister's life with remorse... and your parents would hate her...

slaytheday 1

Saturday 9 October 2010 2:10

i hope your okay.

Chris_Rahl 2

Saturday 9 October 2010 2:13

For those of you saying that she deserves it if done on purpose, I'd like to say that most of you would haave done exactly the same thing. It doesn't matter if the sister was just trying to scare the op. In a life or death situation you don't think about that kind of crap. You just dodge and then defend yourself

klovemachine 24

Monday 16 April 2012 6:34

Amen!

sulitak 27

Thursday 28 March 2013 7:04

no. I jump as far away from a moving car as possible. I don't try to attack the car.

slaytheday 1

Saturday 9 October 2010 2:13

Today, I finally got to sit at my crush's table in class. I told him that how he doesn't express his emotions reminds me of my step-sister. He asked "Can I have a picture of her?" My sister's upstate and in college and is already stealing my man.