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By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML

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By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2009 10:28 - United Kingdom

Today, in the gym, as I bent over to pick up my weights an old man farted right in my face. The stench was appalling. To make matters worse, a girl I've fancied for ages thought it was me and reported it to the instructor. I was told to leave for 'anti-social behavior'. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I attempted to break the record for the heaviest squat in my local gym. A small crowd witnessed me breaking the record as well as releasing a huge fart. FML

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By authorsubmit - 04/05/2012 12:49 - United States

Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML

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By Dancing King - 07/08/2014 15:36 - Norway - Egersund

Today, I went with my girlfriend to the gym for the first time. I knew I was in bad shape, but I bet her that I could lift more than her. Not only did I get my ass handed to me by a 5', 115lbs girl in front of the entire gym, I also have to attend Zumba in bright pink spandex. FML

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By Farterella - 02/11/2016 20:30

Today, I was the only girl in gym class who couldn't lift the weight, and the only one to fart multiple times during the attempt. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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Not funny, Graham

By Anonymous - 25/10/2023 22:00

Today, I was at the gym when my dad thought it would be funny to push me into the ladies' changing room. Over a dozen naked women didn’t think it was funny. I was slapped twice, police were called, I’m now banned from my favourite gym for life, and even my wife is giving me dirty looks. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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krizay 10

Thursday 27 December 2012 12:19

You can still go to that gym. You are not going by choice.

Arthurie 30

Thursday 27 December 2012 12:21

Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

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killam69 1

Thursday 27 December 2012 23:34

Don't be a pussy, man up.. he can't keep you out of a public gym haha

zombieslayer83 19

Friday 28 December 2012 0:59

next time use less weight.

burnsie22 5

Friday 28 December 2012 1:43

Go anyway don't be a weenie

wanderingshopper 13

Friday 28 December 2012 1:46

Gee maybe you should be there to work out and improve your health instead of hitting on girls.

opoopu 8

Friday 28 December 2012 1:48

Try to cancel your membership, and then tell the staff/owner of this gym about this man being a nuisance and threatening people not to go to there. They should be concerned about this affecting their sales. If that doesn't work, go to the cops. Whatever it is, make this man banned instead of you, by using brains instead of brawn.

theunlovedemo 10

Friday 28 December 2012 2:25

It's not like you knew she was taken! Go back and if the guy gives you any more trouble, tell him you didn't know!

Pix3lJunk 12

Friday 28 December 2012 4:39

Dude manup and don't let him intimidate you. I hate those kind of guys I usually beat the crap out of them. (dog that bark doesn't bite)

caitiebug1119 15

Friday 28 December 2012 4:42

You can go back. You're choosing not to. You could apologize for hitting on his girlfriend, tell him you didn't know she was taken, and defend yourself. If you can't handle it, report him to the gym. And if nothing else, there's a way to avoid him.