By zephyrgk - 02/09/2013 01:15 - United States - Wilmington

Today, I was grounded by my dad for "popping pills like a gangbanger". I take prescription ADHD medicine and a multi-vitamin. FML
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Everyday_Galaxy 14

I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.

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Zack6849 8

Bitches don't know bout my vitamins

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30361 10

Plot twist! OP's dad is a pill popping gangbanger himself!

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His_Holiness 18

Adderall is poor man's cocaine, OP if you find your pants starting to sag past your boxers seek professional help.

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8born8 18

Where did this "Plot Twist" stuff come from?... If it came from the same place as YOLO and SWAG, then I understand.

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fml121785 14

But OP left out the word "my" prescription ADHD medication....hmmm Lindsay Lohan on FML possibly?

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8born8 18

Maybe a "sick note" from your mum would help?...

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lwonderful 11

This is her dad, not the principal at a school

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TheDrifter 23

Which is why the note would be from mom not a doctor obviously.

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8born8 18

Thank you 34. It was a play on words because a sick note from your mum meant you were legitimately ill.

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Kn0wledge123 21

I think your pops been watching too much Breaking Bad

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vipirius 18

What does Breaking Bad have to do with this?

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Danielle7994 18

I feel like #3 is referring to the previous fml about the father who tore up his son's room looking for drugs because of that show

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mrsnugglefunny 10

Druggie......

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Everyday_Galaxy 14

I don't know, those sound like drugs a bad-ass gangbanger would take.

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Zack6849 8

Bitches don't know bout my vitamins

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Ambient25 24

Next time crush those pills OP and sprinkle it on your Lucky Charms like a "Real OG"

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Nyx_fml 23

Well, the "multi" in "multivitamin" probably threw him off. You never know what can be in there. Unless you actually read the label.

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Zack6849 8

Pff, who reads lables?

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I know, right? Who needs to know the daily dose? Fit all you can in your hand and swallow those bastards down with Vodka.

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sleepRX 16

26: I know right?! reading the label of a multivitamin is mind boggling. a shampoo bottle, I can understand ;)

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