Get out

By pipefitter28 - 27/12/2012 06:46 - Canada - Vernon

Today, I tried to impress a girl at the gym on the squat rack, but let out a big fart. She was grossed out and laughed at me with her friends. Her boyfriend came over and told me I was a dead man, and I'd better leave. I'm now the proud owner of a year membership at a gym I can't go to. FML
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krizay 10

You can still go to that gym. You are not going by choice.

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Arthurie 30

Now hold on a minute, you can't necessarily "never" go to this gym. Perhaps just go when the girl or her boyfriend isn't there? You could always tell management of some sort - if a guy is going to call you a dead man for accidentally farting, something isn't right in his head.

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ramseytt69 8

Um you better not be scared of him... Its not like you guys did anything and he does not run anything.... Js...

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BlackPhenom 9

Man don't let that intimidating putz stand you down. You go to that gym and use his face as motivation. If the cute chick goes there too, use her as motivation as well. Let these suckers know they have to go through you to not let you wanna do your thing

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skyeyez9 24

Oh no! You made his girlfriend happy and made her laugh by causing a funny scene (but embarrassing to you). How dare you!

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bugmenotmofo 34

Unless he's gym's owner, you can still go there. And since he's overprotective jerk, you're now obliged to steal his girlfriend.

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sergio199407 3

Kick that guy in the balls and continue working out

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poopshreds 10

Next time go to the gym and workout for yourself, not to try to impress anybody else. And only let out silent ones

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AshCheeks 6

How bout you grow a pair & don't be a pussy! If you don't go to the gym that you pay to go to, you only have yourself to blame!

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Almighty_Chris97 6

Haha what's he gonna do? Beat you up in a public gym? I think not.

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onorexveritas 23

don't be ridiculous. you can still go

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BobbieH 19

Man up and go to gym whenever you want. You have a membership, you have a right to be there. Now trying to impress a girl at the gym by doing squats is a real rookie move. The fart just makes it worse, but funnier for us! If you are interested in a girl, gym or otherwise, walk up and introduce yourself, and not with pick up lines. Just talk to the girl.

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