GET OUTTA MY WAY

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got hit by a car while riding my bike. Instead of coming to my aid, the driver just laid on his horn and screamed out the window for me to move my ass, because he had places to be. FML
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Top comments

naxeeb 33

Some people can be such inconsiderate assholes!!

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aron666 25

You should sue him for good.

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Comments

r0cks0 6

Sue his ass hell, put his ass in jail for hit and run then sue him

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cheychey246 5

There's a sidewalk for a reason...

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Bibliovore 26

In lots of places it's not legal for bicyclists to ride on the sidewalk. They count as vehicular traffic, not as pedestrians.

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dogpfcorn 11

Roads are for cars NOT bicycles!! So instead of being in the middle of the road your sorry ass should have been on the side YDI

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SoultheWolf 19

No, bikes have the exact same rules on the road that a car does. Many times they have their own lane, or there is no sidewalk to be on. Also, if a sidewalk is too busy they are suppose to be on the road.

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syed121417 22

Bicycles are still a legal vehicle, meaning if someone is hit, they get the same treatment if someone was hit in a car. Genius, some people can't afford cars and honestly, what's wrong with getting transportation and some exercise at the same time?

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Genociiide 15

Somehow I doubt you'd be posting on FML the day of being hit by a car.

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sikunt89_fml 16

A few weeks ago I was turning onto a road and didn't see a biker that was about to cross where I was turning.. when I did see him he had stopped so I went, I rolled down my window to say sorry and he went psycho at me... Now I fkn hate bikers even more... Why the shit does the government waste so much money on biketracks that clearly nobody uses.

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freakinfantastic 9

Was he in a crosswalk? That means he has the right of way. Even if not, he was clearly there first. I'd be pissed that you thought it'd be ok to cut me off and then be like oh, my bad. Just saying.

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Bibliovore 26

So, one biker got mad about something that you realized you owed an apology for, and now you hate all bikers? Shoudl that biker think that all drivers are dangerous and out to get him because one day you happened to cut him off?

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travinator90 9

Something similar to this happened to my dad, the guy ran straight through him and claimed he didn't see him even with multiple eyewitnesses.

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otaku2530 11

I would've caught up to him and smashed his side mirror

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paincil 10

The very same thing happened to me 5 days ago. Let's hunt him down together !

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