Divorce, Cheating and Love: Get over it - FML

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By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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txgirl09 5

Monday 8 February 2010 20:04

Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

FerrariCake 2

Monday 8 February 2010 20:12

You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

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bmack10 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:28

what a bitch

xxkiwixx5623_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:30

Jeez, what a bitch. You shoulda dumped her for the affair first!

dave6000 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:32

what a ****

jessxoxo28 5

Monday 8 February 2010 22:32

thats something u should have did a long time ago

spaceshan69 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:40

she's a slutmonkey. leave her and get a good lawyer. if she takes all of your money invest in a hitman maybe

The15Alex15 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:49

wat a bitch lol

r0ck_this 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:14

this means she wants you to grow a pair. she probably thought you were going to divorce her when she came clean and when you didn't, she had to take matters into her own hands. next relationship, take control like most women want. oh, and get a prenup. (:

iRod 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:25

screw er you're def better off anyway :)

quint9 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:37

Sorry bro. She's a bitch and you're better off without her.

cadillackitty 0

Monday 8 February 2010 23:46

good. u should get a divorce if she cheated on u. go find someone better

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