Divorce, Cheating and Love: Get over it - FML

Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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Today, my wife informed me that she wants a boyfriend but doesn't want a divorce. Also, apparently I'm horrible for not "respecting her feelings" when I told her she can't have both. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife of seven years told me she wants a divorce because I'm boring. FML

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Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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txgirl09 5

Monday 8 February 2010 20:04

Ouch. Well, she's obviously not committed and you're much better off without her.

FerrariCake 2

Monday 8 February 2010 20:12

You're in a tough situation, but it's time to man up. Your wife has probably already hired the most vile divorce attorney she could find, and has probably already slept with him. She will petition to force you to pay her attorney fees and they (her and the attorney) will go after everything you own (not just half... that's too old fashioned). You MUST find yourself a female divorce attorney, because only a female attorney will be able to develop the pure primal hatred toward another female (your wife) that will allow you to stand a chance in this fight. In the end, you will be victorious in the same way a country is victorious in a long war: you'll lose a lot, take a lot of damage, but you'll be better off in the long run. DO NOT hire a male attorney... your wife will probably sleep with him too, and then they'll all conspire against you.

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younome 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:39

wow what a BITCH!!!

xlovelessx 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:41

have the divorce. obviously she doesn't love you anymore :/

quint9 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:48

****!! You're better off without her. go get laid. you will feel better

Zephyric 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 5:52

I'm sure a lot of people have already said this, but you don't deserve her. Let karma give her back what *she* deserves. :)

Chopperman_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:22

Dude, you took too long to divorce her!

startafire 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:30

My ex-boyfriend was like that. He kept bitching about me for being upset about him cheating on me twice. So I ditched him and life is better. Trust me, she's doing you a favor. You need someone better.

Loosicles 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:38

Next time don't go for a cheating *****. Good luck with that one.

mpclaw 3

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:41

done. get over her.

tritone_fml 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 6:46

sorry man, that sucks. fyl. hate how people make promises they can't keep. props for trying to work it out before..

tuninggamer 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 7:03

maybe it really is better to split up, with such a dumb bitch, life can't get any better, I guess.

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